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what if instead of the stanky leg it was the stinky leg amd whenever i perform it I emit a terrible odor

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#I know, am obsessed with Bonzo singing with Robert #but it only happened twice, so indulge me # ridiculously sexy band #he is absolutely pounding those drums #want to be the drums

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BREAKING BAD / BETTER CALL SAUL UK FANCAST

Walter White: Hugh Dennis

Jesse Pinkman: Richard Ayoade

Skyler White: Sarah Millican

Hank Schrader: Bob Mortimer

Marie Schrader: Paul Whitehouse

Walter ‘Walt’ White Jr: David Tennant

James ‘Saul Goodman’ McGill: Lenny Henry

Kim Wexler: Gwendolyn Christie

Mike ‘Finger’ Ehrmantraut: Peter Capaldi

Gustavo Fring: Harry Hill

Charles ‘Chuck’ McGill: Sir Patrick Stewart

Howard Hamlin: Hugh Laurie

Tuco Salamanca: David Mitchell

Hector Salamanca: Matt Lucas

Lalo Salamanca: Mark Strong

Albuquerque, New Mexico: Sheffield, South Yorkshire

Brandon ‘Badger’ Mayhew: James Acaster

Skinny Pete: Josh Widdecombe

Ignacio ‘Nacho’ Varga: Mark Heap

Huell Babineaux: Brett Goldstein

Agent Gomez: Vic Reeves

Lydia: Mark Gatiss

Jane: Daniel Radcliffe

Todd: Rosie Jones

the random kid who Todd kills: James Corden

Holly White: Brian Blessed

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Firefly Festival | 9/23/22 | x

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my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

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I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

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The full Mind Mine Adventure Seed is up! You guys can download the full PDF for FREE here at my Gumroad, or here at my Patreon!

Special thanks to all of my patrons that made this all possible!

-M

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Being on drag race sounds like the most grueling psychological torture I can possibly imagine. I would kill myself on air right in front of Roople.

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i like when men have long hair. it’s.. nice :) *gripping steel in my hands with so much force that it’s visibly starting to warp and bend*

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京都 貴船 // Kibune after the rain

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literally me

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Is it a season of taskmaster if you dont come out of it with a crush on one of the contestants

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they ended up seeing both but venom almost ate someone who started screaming during the movie

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The Symbiote

- Venom is one of my favorite characters, he’s just so fun to draw