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how can you be ass at toca boca

yk what i hate gta cause lit waht the fuck

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I play toca boca like its gta

yk what i hate gta cause lit waht the fuck

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detective chappell roan 🤝 misty quigley

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i am NAWT equipped for war I WILL be getting that official diagnosis of autism cause I have it

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#realitytvbro

i wanna watch the bachelor

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WHY DO THEY KEEP SUCKING FINGERS ITS GROSS ESP WHEN IT COMES TO MEN

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omg

i dont need proper rizz, the face speaks for itself

proof

omg thats actually crazy

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rahhhh bro

i dont want you to die, I need to get my rizz on cause I be rizzing in my dreams rizzing and kissing

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omg thats actually crazy

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thank you baby, thank you

mhm i was kissing a real stunner, dont compare to ya tho

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omg thats actually crazy

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I get a kiss ayeeee

i was dreaming of kissing someone last night it was awesome

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omg thats actually crazy

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omg thats actually crazy

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i literally lost 6 snaps streaks today

how😭😭😭

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😭😭😭

don’t make me drink alone don’t make me drink aloneeee

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ohhh thats shit that, family can be a lot to have over esp all day n thats just shit, im happy you could fall asleep for a little though

dude i was so tired i passed out

thats so real

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dude i was so tired i passed out

thats so real

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Yellowjackets headcanons but they’re all things me or my friends have done:

Van: Made a memorial post on facebook for her roommate after they moved out and didn’t clarify for hours because they were repainting that room

Jackie: Sliced her hand open moments after saying “the knife isn’t sharp, look”

Lottie: Split her head open trying to do the monkey bars backwards despite not being able to do them forwards

Shauna: Read a twelve book series in three days and then complained about how bad it was for several months after

Nat: Went to London and didn’t tell anyone until she posted on her instagram story at 5am “big ben? i think it’s pretty average actually”

Mari: Made so many jokes about sleeping with a friends mom that the mother found out

Melissa: Chipped a her front tooth balancing a pool cue on her foot but tells everyone she was hit in the face instead (technically not a lie)

Taissa: Went on a run and ended up fifteen miles away and had to call a friend to pick her up because her legs hurt too bad to walk home

Crystal: Fell off the barricade during a prediction of Les Mis in front of the whole school

Misty: Didn’t know that women could be gay too until she was 14 despite the whole friend group being queer

I have a couple more but it would be repeating characters so lmk if anyone wants to see it (i’ll post it anyway but the feedbacks nice)

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i miss her 💔