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A Smiths in my town sells crab apples.

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Question. Are you referring to this 173?

I vote that more hero/arch nemesis duos should be divorced-with-children. I want to see a cgi heavy superpowered action scene take place against a backdrop of custody & visitation negotiations.

"a fucking DEATH RAY, are you SERIOUS with this trite supervillainry bullshit, listen you impotent little cold sore i am notifying my lawyer and YOU ARE LOSING WEEKENDS"

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Yesterday oats.

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I wonder if catholic ghosts ever try to haunt a gay wedding only to get vaporized as soon as they enter the church.

an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist

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Or that a rectangle is a type of square.

trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky

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I understand why you just talked about the purse. Going into the weird ones would be a downward spiral

i never see it mentioned, but we all know about mermaid purse shark eggs right? this is common knowledge that is lives tucked tidily away in our subconsciouses, correct?

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Not quite, a vampire wouldn’t be able to drink red wine due to it’s religious symbolism. Like how they had no reflection because the silver that made up the back of a mirror was considered holy.

They would probably be fine with beer.

wait so catholics believe in transubstantiation. that communion wine actually physically turns into the blood of Christ. like that's a key component of their faith right

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*stabs you flirtatiously*

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She’s trying really hard to not laugh.

anyway who wants to see The Nightmare Salamander that slithers in through my ear every night to feast upon my dream and memories?

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I was haunted by a thick dwarf for a week.

i am sick! and grumpy! and full of mucus!!! and if anyone wants to buy me some ramen and/or tell me a story of humorously blundering childhood mishaps, that would be most pleasing indeed!

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Fish skeleton post sequel baiting.

I have exciting information for you! Bird bones are not entirely hollow, rather they are filled with large air pockets. I find the result both delightful and terrifically unsettling!

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Are you flammable? can I sculpt a goose shaped candle out of Uncanny Bubblegum?

i love pretending i’m going to have people over. oh these cute novelty wine glasses will be perfect for when i have people over. oh this brie is on sale, i’ll put together a cheeseboard for when i have people over. time to fluff the throw pillows and light scented candles (for when i have people over). (i am never having people over, this is all me baby)

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Your brain just needs time to ketchup.

struggling to empathise with/ people who don't carry condiment packets in their fanny packs

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Elden ring has a pike, a pike doesn’t have an Elden ring.

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The ecosystem exploded. Excellent job Puki.

Introduce a new animal into the wild to re-balance the ecosystem.

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You don’t really see it since the motion is too fast but the flaping motion isn up and down but more of a breast stroke. Really flying is just swimming in a less dense fluid.

still bugs the hell out of me that airplanes don’t flap their wings

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Four words to clear it all.

being an invertebrate is drastically overrated and in fact represents a morally repugnant overreach on behalf of evolution