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Injured/Injury Starters

Injured

“Oh shit, are you alright?”

“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”

“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”

“That looks broken.”

“Can you move your __?” 

“Are you okay?”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Who did this?”

“Did you do this to yourself?”

“How did this happen?”

“We need to get you to a hospital.”

“Do you need to go to a hospital?”

“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”

“Do you want me to look at it?”

“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”

“Stop moving!”

“There’s so much blood.”

“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”

“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”

“How did you even do this?”

“This happened in a fight?”

“Walk it off.”

“It’s not that bad.” 

“I think you need stitches.”

“You dumbass.” 

Injury

“I think I hurt myself.”

“I can’t feel my __.”

“I think my __ is broken.”

“Shit, that hurts to move.”

“I don’t think I can get up.”

“I’m going to try to get up.”

“Can you go get help?” 

“I need help.”

“I think I’m going to pass out.”

“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”

“It’s not that bad.”

“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”

“I can’t walk.”

“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”

“I think I need to go to the hospital.”

“Stop laughing, this hurts.”

“My last words better not be stupid.”

“That was a dumb idea.”

“Shit, that burns.”

“I’m fine… really.”

“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”

“I got into a fight…”

“I feel lightheaded.”

“It hurts to move.”

“Can you look at it for me?” 

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thepigsaw

“You are much too COCKY, I think we should fix that honestly” she lifted her hand to expose her sharp blade. With a light laugh she leaned against her desk.

��         ``You’ve gotta’ hold it first, my SWEET PRINCE.`` Wade nodded, waving the cucumber that she once threw at his face between them.

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                 STARTER CALL!

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thepigsaw

“If you use one more pig reference… I will LITERALLY cut your dick off and laugh as it regenerates. Then I will do it again. It’ll be a nice little CYCLE.”

              ``You’d be laughing for a LONG TIME then -- there’s so much to GROW.``

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thepigsaw

“… The cucumber?…”

                ``Whatever you want, BABE.``

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thepigsaw

“I can shove it up yours if you want,” she gave a short laugh. “But in that case, YOU can keep it.”

               ``...Sooo you wouldn’t mind if I RUBBED IT on your face?``

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thepigsaw

“I dare you to eat it.”

            ``KINKY -- But how do I know you haven’t shoved it up someone else’s ass?``

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            ``...I’M KEEPING THIS.``

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Yeets a cucumber at his face.

          “This smells like PORK.”

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We got confirmation on an R rated Deadpool movie in this April fools day gag about it being PG-13

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you know what to do

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“Let’s talk. It doesn’t have to go this way. That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. He hurt you. Badly. Makes you want to hurt others. But if you kill him, he wins. You become everything he says you are, but worse. You’re just a kid. You don’t want to hurt anyone… There are people. There are people in this fucking world besides him, who will treat you right. It isn’t too late. Don’t do it.”

The part of the movie I haven’t seen a single post about was this part and I’m genuinely shocked by that because I’m a victim of abuse and I know there are a lot of other people on this website who are. This was the most important part of the movie to me. It stuck with me and I cried in the theater because of this scene. I feel that it deserves more love than it got

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Deadpool 2 (2018)