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When did you start being yourself?

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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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I just remembered my both best, baffling and slightly horrid experience with modern art. 

Few years ago, still in art high school, we went on a trip around galleries in Germany.. one of them being Hamburger Bahnhof - Museum of Contemporary Art…. 

In there… I have seen room filled with massive blocks of old yellowish beef tallow. 

JUST MASSIVE CHUNKS OF COW FAT. 

The room was cold and smelled slightly rancid… and some of the organic matter chunks were so big they towered..drooping a little..some cracked and holding together with metal belts..some of them had thermometers and cooling fans stuck to them…. there was nobody else in that room besides me, those blocks and soft whirring.. im not even sure somebody was on the floor… I really wanted to take pictures, but my camera was dead.. and the time was already up so i had to go, and catch up with the group… 

Later on, when I talked with my classmates, about the cow fat room, nobody remembered what I was describing.. NOBODY REMEMBERED THE UNFORGETTABLE COW FAT ROOM... Because nobody else wandered into that part of the gallery. And they asked me if I didnt just imagine that whole thing because literally nobody  else saw it. So I froze for a moment becase damn.. yeah thats a possiblity.. but after a while of thinking and after even longer while of searching for the good wording to google… I found it… cow fat room wasnt just figment of my imagination..

its “Unschlitt” (1977) by Joseph Beuys 

20 tons of tallow fat

(photo from https://curatedart.tumblr.com/post/124185709935/joseph-beuys-artist-installation-hamburger-bahnhof )

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Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

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For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

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I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

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we’ve been on that diorite

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trying to pay attention at work when you've got a new toy at home:

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Poem i wrote at sixteen about the trader joes employee i was sexually obsessed with

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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.