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WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

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WASHING RICE. the thing we are talking about is WASHING RICE. PASSING WATER OVER RICE. an action that takes anywhere from 30-120 seconds. you 'DON'T KNOW HOW' to WASH RICE. you 'DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO LEARN' how to WASH RICE. the concept of IMMERSING RICE IN WATER has passed you by because you were not TAUGHT AS A CHILD.

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People who insist tumblr must be 90% LGBT because their self-curated dash is have never gotten a weird comment on a post and went to check the person's blog and discovered an entire deep subculture of christian and tradwife users reblogging anti-abortion quotes and transphobia between each other. I promise you they're on here.

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hey slurt

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

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hm.

well. that's.

hm.

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can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

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when he takes off your bra and the $20 you stole from him earlier falls out 😔