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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

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Girls with swords are great but there aren't enough girls with flanged maces or morning stars to go around. Give me a woman who does bludgeoning damage

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

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Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him

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sometimes writing feels like dragging your brain across gravel. but at least the gravel is sparkly. and covered in metaphors.

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last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

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Things almost every TMA fan can agree on:

Melanie has blue hair and pronouns

Martin wears sweaters 90% of the time

Jon’s hair goes from short in season 1 to long and full of eyes in season 4

Tim wears button up shirts and guyliner

Elias wears high heels

Peter and Elias are divorced

The Admiral is a long-haired cat

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Things almost every TMA fan can agree on:

Melanie has blue hair and pronouns

Martin wears sweaters 90% of the time

Jon’s hair goes from short in season 1 to long and full of eyes in season 4

Tim wears button up shirts and guyliner

Elias wears high heels

Peter and Elias are divorced

The Admiral is a long-haired cat

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Reblog to give a trans man a kickass magic sword this pride month

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If Dionysos Were Mortal

If Dionysos were mortal, he would be a therapist for recovering addicts

If Dionysos were mortal, he would take care of those with mental illness and listen to their stories

If Dionysos were mortal, he would cry a little watching teenagers struggle with depression

If Dionysos were mortal, he would clean up cigarette butts from sidewalks and beer bottles from alleyways

If Dionysos were mortal, I don't think he would be the wild partying being we think he is. I think he would be compasdionate to those who suffer from addiction, alcoholism and mental illness.

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this was for an aquarium

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introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

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Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

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