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starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

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If this happened to me I think I would survive it.
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*to my wife sobbing in a wedding dress* Methinks the steampunk tophat was too much?
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When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣
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grateful dead logo looks like if pepsi was founded by nazis
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fellas I’m knee-deep in a wikipedia hole (not unlike these horses), and I just
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a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.
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starting a forbidden Columbo merch collection, feel free to add
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i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis
it censored the butt in butter
this game is rated T
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