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Damn.

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I burnt the back of my hand on this and it fell into the sandwich. Oh well.

Any of my mutuals wanna make a sandwich with me??

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Eatting

I'm not immune to kpop demon hotties, yoo!! 🗣💫💖

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Oh man

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And a shoe?!

Any of my mutuals wanna make a sandwich with me??

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You're going to convince me to buy the game

Good morning all 5 fans of The Last Door :)

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Any of my mutuals wanna make a sandwich with me??

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Just had my roommate scream in her sleep "RUN! GO GET MOM!" And when I came and help her hands she said "No No get mom" so I left, came back and. Said "I got mom" and that stopped whatever night terror she was having. Freaky stuff.

She was screaming and thrashing. Made me panic.

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Yeaaaahhh meeee

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I made a friend chart. Poorly.

Mainly because the positive and friends are the same category. Strangers and nothing.

Negative relationship hates him.

DATE EVERYTHING OC

His name is Vernan Marshal the Vending Machine.

I changed his shoes in the drawing process into crocs because vending machine boots were too actually the game. But crocs with jibits of little soda cans, a smaller vending machine, and the word pop. Cute AF.

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DATE EVERYTHING OC

His name is Vernan Marshal the Vending Machine.

I changed his shoes in the drawing process into crocs because vending machine boots were too actually the game. But crocs with jibits of little soda cans, a smaller vending machine, and the word pop. Cute AF.

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Black moldy cheese. Alright I'll update you if it helps any.

Dear Max.

What is your favorite kind of cheese? The rats have robbed me for the 5th time this week and aren't going to stop until I get something, and I quote "Guda then the last batch"

So. I'm going to ask someone I know who likes cheese and if it fails- how do I get rid of the rat-fioso?

“Moldy cheese.”

“Max, do you mean blue cheese?”

“Black mold.”

“You little scamp. What about the second question they asked pal?”

“Black mold.”

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Why did I do weird ones when everyone else's is just like "I'm Blind"

If you get this, answer w three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs!

uhh

1- i'm bi(lingual/sexual/ohazard)

2- have a fursona but i swear to christ and all that is holy that i'm not a furry

3- i plan on learning to draw

@p2ii @mell-150 @incohesiveramblings @boot2004 @ysabelmystic @gokbukesstuff @picklewater

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I'm not doing this but uh.. it took me 2 minutes to find where you tagged me @slippery427

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Actually yeah fine.

1. I have convinced two people in my life to make merchandise of a joke I said unintentionally. One was a plushie, the other a shirt.

2. I once, ACCIDENTALLY, got someone to leave a server by sending a red flag gif when I ment a running in the grass one. I even fixed my mistake and apologized but.. they still left.

3. I am banned in my household from sleeping in vehicles you can walk in. I mean this. I was like.. 9? And nearly died in a van from sleep walking. It was moving.

4. I have two beds. They are made to look like stereotypical a girl's bed and a boy's bed. I sleep on them depending on how Masc or Fem I feel. I did this on purpose.

5. My bedroom has no windows so I use my TV as a window in the mornings. I have it automated with my Alexa to turn on at 6am so I can get some kind of light and not wake up in the dark.

@bred-is-a-dumb-name @lordofthefroggs @gigi-the-bear @aj-doodlee @kingtigerstar-blog

If you get this, answer w three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs!

uhh

1- i'm bi(lingual/sexual/ohazard)

2- have a fursona but i swear to christ and all that is holy that i'm not a furry

3- i plan on learning to draw

@p2ii @mell-150 @incohesiveramblings @boot2004 @ysabelmystic @gokbukesstuff @picklewater

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I is not dead

Just low arts

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@gigi-the-bear YOU LOOK YOU NEED TO SEE

HEY YOU 🫵 YES YOU! DO YOU LIKE THIS?? YEAH? TO DO YOU LIKE THE PATPAT?????

DO YOU WANT YOUR TSP DESIGN/TSP ORIGINAL CHARACTER TO HAVE A BIT OF SQUISHING?????

WELL I WANT TO DRAW YOUR TSP CHARACTER/TSP OC AS A PATPAT GIF

IT CAN BE ANY TSP CHARACTER/TSP OC OF YOUR LIKING AND I WILL DRAW THEM AS BEST OF MY ABILITIES!!!!! ALSO PLEASE SPECIFY HOW FAST YOU WANT THE GIF TO BE (as example the gifs already on screen)

Just reblog this with the character and i'll draw it in a few :-)

multiple character submissions are allowed just don't over do it

(i'm asking this since i want to practice for artfight so if you want a simple squish hmu)

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Bruh I don't know how some people bike every day.

I biked from one side of my town to the other for a Drs appointment in 80° weather and I am so tired..

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I did it again to a live stream and the vtuber paused the stream and said "Good" as they glared at me.

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They were in a banana costume.

I like to prank strangers in very silly ways.

My favorite way is

I HAVE NEVER HAD [INSERT BASIC FOOD]

Examples are

- Banana

- Chocolate

- Tea

- Dumb dumb/Suckers

- Hotdog/Burger

When you tell an American you haven't eaten a banana they freak out and try so very hard to get you to eat a banana or banana flavored product. I'm not kidding. They treat it like you committed a sin and I find that hysterical.

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Btw I'm an American, and have eaten all the previously mentioned food items.