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sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky

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put that old man in a situation

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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Thank you everybody here who is nice to me

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Happy Stitch Day, everyone donate to the NICWA out of apology that we let the reboot gain any kind of traction

The National Indian Child Welfare Association is an organization working to protect indigenous children and families through education and advocacy on child welfare and kinship rights. Nobody gets left behind.

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also some people in the fandom do treat kris deltarune in a way that unmistakably reeks of transmisogyny (ESPECIALLY when people talk about snowgrave). and i think it’s important to acknowledge that and criticize that without misgendering kris about it. they are not a girl or a woman.

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like i think there is merit in transmasc/transfem readings of kris (while still acknowledging and respecting the fact that they use exclusively they/them and are not a man or a woman, mind) but it’s really apparent when people do it solely so they can stick them in the Boy Box or the Girl Box.

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basically

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just girls being besties

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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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Sigh

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“Poor Thing”

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Ive got another Coral hc before i sleep

Coral absolutely DESPISES the cold and will shiver like crazy at the slightest cold breeze

Is always wearing something long sleeve and warm too (sweaters, hoodies, jackets, coats etc)

She loves bundling herself up in her big ass puffy blanket while also having the ac turned up high. Hates the cold but loves warm blanket.. all for what cost