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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
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Kili and Tauriel only lesbians - Tauriel's like I'm flattered but I'm only into girls and Kili (dwarrowdam presenting as male whilst on the road cos that's just what dwarves do) being like well have I got some good news for you
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Shoutout to all the Bagginshield fics where Bilbos at erebor and a dwarf shows up and worships his beauty for the angel that he is, making Thorin searingly jealous.
calling him beautiful in Khuzdul, reverently kissing his hand, all the while Thorin’s head is about to explode
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a Patreon request for Mim! I really loved the prompt of having a lost Thorin in Shire AU, where little Frodo finds him and brings him back home! Coloring it was loads of fun, I feel like I always learn something by drawing Bag End, and I thought I’d share it here ♥
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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Bilbo made the first move ( thorin did actually but it took 6 months before Bilbo realized they were courting)
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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
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I started reading the book a while back and I’m about halfway through now so I thought I’d share some doodles I made! Love book!thorin what a diva that guy, I have more doodles to share but I initially did them in my sketchbook so once I’m done digitizing them I will post them here. Also fili and kili are both blonde?? That was interesting to find out so here is my like film x book mashup designs ig (except bilbo he’s perfect the way he is)
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My relationship with the hobbit films is complex because it’s hard to explain to normal people that “I’m not necessarily a fan of the films but I am a HUGE fan of the fanon universe a bunch of us terminally online gay tumblr users collectively hallucinated around them in 2014”
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Peak of gold sickness, saying to Bilbo "the gold it's ours... And ours alone". Sybau that ain't no friendship boy, you are GAY
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Inspired by the Extended Edition scene in Rivendell.
I can dreaaaam
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*for the writing emoji game!
For my favorite character to write-
I find Bilbo very easy to write. He's fussy, he's kind hearted, he's petty, he tries his best to suppress all negative emotions, he's fiercly loyal.
He's very easy for me to project on to.
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POV: Thorin lost his braincells and Thranduil had to deal with it
Thorin and Thranduil fr fr
An adult arguing with a child be like:
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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy
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