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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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THEY FOUND THE WHITE WITCH CATERPILLAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!


For context: the white witch is one of the contenders for the largest moth in the world (biggest *wingspan*--loses to the atlas in terms of wing surface area, and loses to the regal for weight). It has a huge range, and the adult is fairly common.
But no one had ever seen a caterpillar. At all. There were only guesses as to what it might look like and what it ate. until this year. These are some of the first images ever taken of it!!
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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Sometimes I crave a cave in the woods where I can hide and growl at trespassers.
Sometimes I crave the deep of the ocean where I can drag sailors to their deaths.
Sometimes I crave the desert where I can appear like a mirage to lost travelers just to guide them deeper into the desert.
Sometimes I crave a decrepit old home where I can stand menacingly in the windows
Sometimes I crave a rainy and foggy cemetery where I can wail and scare people who dare to walk the grounds at night
I just want to be spooky and become an urban legend that people tell in hushed voices in fear it is true.
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I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together
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Often you will see authors say ‘I do not condone the contents of this fictional story’ at the start. well that is just nonsense, I think torturing beautiful men against their will and cannibalism is pretty based and fully condone it
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I just feel really defeated about reposts. People never listen to me, they steal my work, they crop and butcher my art and take it out of the original context, and reposts somehow always get more attention than my original posts and it’s frustrating and demotivating. It makes me not want to share anything. I put so much care and effort into my work and people will treat it like content slop that they can exploit for clout. I’m so tired of it
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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
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VegasPete + petplay text posts for @petesbubblebutt (pt. 33/35)
bonus:
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Bible - Lantern Light
When I started doing these limited palette pieces in mid-February of this year I hadn’t really done figurative art in many years but I had a loose idea to do a 100 Day Project where I did 100 of these portraits and then maybe cut 10 of them out of paper (my usual medium).
I knew while drawing this one that it would work well in paper - more so than most of the more detailed ones like Khem or Bingyi. So over a long weekend I took the time to prep the digital files and I ran them through my Cameo Silhouette cutting machine. I could have cut it by hand but again (much like my process for drawing these) I’ve done that and it’s not the fun part anymore (especially with my carpel tunnel, tendonitis and peripheral neuropathy). So I used a machine to cut them out as an accessibility aid so I could continue doing my color studies while my hands are working.
Metallic paper (pretty much the only kind I use - I am a magpie) is notoriously difficult to photograph so pardon the bad lighting. Here are some pics of the Paper Bible:




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i love calling evil morty ‘em’. it’s so cute… his nickname is em!!!! i would love it if they called him that in the show it would be soooooo adorb
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