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"Jauffre, I fucked up; I got high as fuck on skooma and kidnapped a baby, I need you to get rid of it."

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"Worst case scenario, if these guinea pigs get out of hand, we've got a tornado generator."

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"Last episode, Fred ran over a child with the Mystery Machine."

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"I'm just a shepherd to these sexually-driven sheep."

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"It's one thing that no-one came to my orgy, it's a little bit insulting that no-one came to my funeral."

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"I'm going to reform this entire ideology, one orgy at a time."

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"That owl's about to eat my cock!"

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"I don't mean to tell you how to run your own orgy, but you could take the armor off."

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"Daemonette claw? Vibro dagger? Do you sell anything that isn't a thinly veiled metaphor?"

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"I don't need gentle fist, I need hard fist!"

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"A very muscular lady just filled in my holes."

approx. 5 minutes later

"I am securing the apeture, so that my hole is not penetrated."

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"I am securing the apeture, so that my hole is not penetrated."

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"I wasn't expecting jellyfish impregnation within the first 20 minutes."

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"Awkward orgy? Yeah, I mean, the sound of yaks screaming outside would do that."

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"Liz! Nice cock, get over here!"

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"It's been 15 seconds and the tentacles are already after me."

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Leafeon

My piece for the Eeveelution-zine back in 2019.