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Podfic: A Demon Gets His Due

The absolutely delightful @nosferatini gifted me a podfic for my birfday based on an old ficlet I wrote.

Summary: A ficlet where Crowley finds AO3 and discovers tags about himself, making Aziraphale increasingly nervous.

Rated: M

Please enjoy!: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61285771

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Polycakes' (me and @polychromicron-persei-8) A Not So Secret Santa is now a Penguin Classic. With 10% more rats than Penguin Classics of the past. Thanks @ineffableclassics for the delightful cover and post!

It's the night before Christmas, and Crowley has arrived with a gift and a secret.

Words: 4,446

Rating: Teen And Up

Status: Complete

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Love this! #nos is amazeballs

An Ode to Eclairs [PODFIC]

A PolyCakes podfic for @polychromicron-persei-8 from @goodomensafterdark based on their hilarious collaboration effort with @mrscakeishere !

25 Minutes | Rated Explicit

CW: egregious misuse of metaphorical sex acts

🎧Listen Here!🎧

Summary:

When Aziraphale and Crowley’s love life gets a little stale, they decide to spice things up with a sexy phone call. Turns out, communication isn’t their strong suit.

If you like the pod, throw love at the original fic too!

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Whaaaaaaaaaat?! That is so awesome!!!

Thanks @aziraphales-library for suggesting Pass the Remote, Angel!

And thanks @gaiaseyes451 for letting me know!

hi! i don't know if this ask has been done before but do you have any comedy fic recs? i've had enough of angst for a bit and i just want to read aziracrow bicker and laugh out loud :))

Hey. We have #humour, #humor, #crack, and #bickering tags, for all your laughing needs. Here are more to add...

Seamstress of Soho by GayDemonicDisaster (M)

Season 2 spoilers! When Mrs. Sandwich spots a suspicious new guy apparently lurking on her turf, the misunderstanding leads to an unlikely friendship between the ‘seamstress’ and a demon. So in episode 6 we see that Mrs. Sandwich is clearly at ease with Crowley and he with her, enough to share a joke together. Combine that with the curious sign on her door which might just be referring to Crowley, and we have a little buddy comedy in the making. I decided to explore the backstory of how they came to know one another between season 1 and the beginning of season 2. While this little comedy is about sex workers, there is NO sex in it, and rated M solely for oblique references to things like contraceptive devices and so on - honestly it could get away with a “teen and up” rating but I like to err on the side of caution.

Pass the Remote, Angel by Mrs_Cake_Is_Here (M)

Aziraphale has returned to Heaven, leaving Crowley a tv binge-watching wreck. However, healing can come from the most unlikeliest of places. While Muriel has been instructed to provide daily reports of the demon’s emotional state, they find that sharing time together, even by watching a scary show, can be the catalyst that builds friendships. And they’d probably both be couch potatoes by now if the Supreme Archangel hadn’t just gone missing.

Christmas Lights by FuzzyGoblin (T)

Christmas Lights is on the agenda at the monthly meeting of the Whickber Street Shopkeepers and Traders Association, but it's not the only thing on Mr Brown's, of Brown's World of Carpets, mind. As he pines for the mysterious bookseller, his efforts are thwarted by the tall ginger goth.

The Book Thieves by ThingsJustHappenSometimes (T)

“Did they steal it? Professional book thieves, probably going around in their car stealing books.” Be careful what you tell an adolescent antichrist who has the ability to warp reality, he might just make things real. - - - Featuring: A confused ineffable duo in ridiculous costumes, a presumed relationship, overpowered magical books, meddling humans, multiple chase scenes, and a generally all around silly action-packed time. - - - [If you like 1920s Costumes, Indiana Jones, Isekai Vibes, and/or That-One-Auction-Heist-Scene from Uncharted 4, you’ll like this story.]

Rattle Those Pots & Pans by Mackaley (M)

“My instructions…” He parted his mouth as he searched for a word. “Instruct that I just get right into it. You all have been brought here tonight because you have one thing in common: you’re all being blackmailed.” A tense hush fell through the room. “You’re all paying what you can afford - in some cases I’m sure more than you can afford - to prevent your secrets from being exposed. And none of you know who is currently blackmailing you.” Gabriel scoffed. “This is ridiculous. I’m an upstanding member of the international finance community - what could I possibly have done to be blackmailed about?” “You’re a member of the international finance community,” Crowley drawled. ----- A Good Omens Clue (1985) AU

through the tides by viperinz (T)

With that thought, Aziraphale takes to asking experts if his feelings are something more or just love for his dearest, most sweetest friend. If he wasn’t sure himself, then surely the experts on the internet will have something for him. Which brings him to the front of his computer, ready to search something up on the search engine he has pulled up. He’s not one to ask too many questions, but he supposes it won’t hurt. He starts typing, and is satisfied with his search of "Am I in love with my best friend?" Straight to the point, and very concise. Aziraphale has no doubt he’ll find what he’s looking for. He presses enter on the keyboard, and a bunch of results flood in. “Oh, dear,” he gasps at the mass amount of answers. Where is he supposed to start?

Aziraphale discovers the wonderful world of online love quizzes and WikiHow, all in the process of wooing and confessing his love to Crowley.

- Mod D

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Time to see your...Ornithologist?

Well...is it?

What on earth - are those Candles? - is it a heron or a stalk? Why is that Potoo watching a documentary about wales?

This is good omens related you say?

If you wish to find out the answer to these questions, along side basking in the delightful issue of some of this fandoms most awesome* writers, artists and creative wranglers, come check out @goodomensafterdark first issue of WINGZ magazine - check it out now! (Strictly Adults only**)  ↓  ↓  ↓ 

*And there's also some Crank Nonsense of my own there too!

**Probably north of 30 to be on the safe side

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These images all turned out so gorgeous!

alone in kyoto -------------------------------------------

prints | ko-fi | commission [edit: prints available for this one] Crowley in Edo period Japan on her way to the beach to find out what the Fisherman's Wife was going on about. This piece is the second of THREE that I painted for the VERY FIRST ISSUE EVER of /r/GoodOmensAfterDark's WINGZ Magazine, a filthy smut rag that all of us---editors, directors, writers, and visual artists alike---are very proud to present to you. Check it out here: WINGZ Mag Spring '24 (Reddit) Direct link (PDF, 90MB) Direct link for Mobile (PDF, 8MB)

Detail shots in full res after the jumppppppp

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Soooo excited to be a part of this with so many fantastic artists and writers including @polychromicron-persei-8! Take a look and see if you can spot the two Polycakes articles that are attending the work of two fabulous artists!

GOAD Secret Project takes WingZ!

Itz HERE!

Ladies and gentlemen, goblins and ghouls, and everyone in between. There might have been mention of a super secret project involving smut and wingz and such, and we’re not going to hold it in any longer! After many sleepless nights and sleepless days and general sleeplessness, we are proud to present to you, dear reader, the first issue of Wingz Magazine in all its glory.

Two PDFs for you, the first is a portable one that you can look at on your phone and the second is a fancy super extra pixel version (recommended for printing). Enjoy with a glass of Talkisker… in privacy 😏

🕊️ Mobile Friendly Wingz Magazine 01

Print Quality Wingz Magazine 01 🪽

Those asking for a suggestion to get this printed can try here: https://mixam.com/ but feel free to shop around cause costs can vary.

Cheers to all our magnificent contributors!

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The Reveal!

Hello Where's Wally/Waldo afficionados!

Can you spot Aziraphale in Soho?

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🤣 I'll reveal the answer later today in GOAD. Until then, keep looking!

Hello Where's Wally/Waldo afficionados!

Can you spot Aziraphale in Soho?

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Hello Where's Wally/Waldo afficionados!

Can you spot Aziraphale in Soho?

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WIP TAG GAME

If you’re tagged, make a new post and share one to two sentences from your most recent unposted WIP(s) with zero context. Let your followers guess!

Tagged by @nosferatini and others. I think @polychromicron-persei-8 ? @fishey-me ? If not, then consider yourselves tagged. 😆

I don't really have a WIP at the moment but then remembered I had a bunch of weird scribblings after contemplating my prior employment. I was clearly having a moment. 🤣

1. If employment in Hell is like working at the DMV, then Heaven is like working at a university. Sure, they say everyone is special, that they embrace the beauty and diversity of all of God's creatures and creations, but at the end of the day, if you want to succeed, you need to sit down, shut up, and conform, conform, conform.

2. It was also why angels like Muriel, who had never left the Heavenly system, were still blissfully unaware of the bulls**t they endured as they remained isolated from everyone except the occasional visit from a higher-ranking angel who would only offer a few condescending words about how important they were to the institution before picking up whatever document they requested and scurrying on their way to continue with “their work.”

Tagging: @paperclipninja @ineffablyruined @hakunahistata

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Desperately wondering what would happen if Crowley thought dirty talk was similar to talking to a plant?

If so, you might like this short, second excerpt of gardener-plant roleplay (explicit! Kind of...) from Just Your Garden Variety Kink (Rated Explicit, mind the tags)!

Brought to you by me and @polychromicron-persei-8. You can read it under the cut!

“You know, anthuriums are highly toxic plants—too dangerous for human consumption.”

“Is that so?” Aziraphale replied, only partially present.

“Lucky for you, I’m not human.”

“Why does that make me lucky?”

Crowley drew in a patient breath. “Because if I was human, I couldn’t provide you with the right growing conditions. They require a lot of heat, you see. And a great deal of humidity.” Satan, I’m good at this, Crowley thought.

Aziraphale gritted his teeth. The last thing he needed right now was a botanical pop quiz. “Wherever might we find such an environment?”

Crowley licked his lips, sauntered towards the angel, and dropped to his knees, tugging the lace panties even further down the angel’s thighs. He knew exactly where they could find such an environment. He was, after all, the best damned horticulturist in the United Kingdom. Possibly even the Commonwealth. Crowley placed his lips against the tip of Aziraphale’s spadix. Let’s see Alan Titchmarsh top THIS.

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GIF by capinejghafa

Paradigm Shift

Explicit, ~14K

“Apologies, apologies! The time got away from me.” Aziraphale Fell entered the room brightly, a binder in one hand, tea mug in the other.  Crowley’s languid sprawl went rigid as the senior accounting analyst who had been the indulgent secret in the back of his mind took the seat opposite him.

Or, Crowley Pines at the Office: An AU.

Written for @voluptatiscausa for the @gospexchange 🖤 Inspired by the song Ache for You.

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I got tagged! Thanks @scholarlystrumpet-blog !

Rules: colour the sentences that are true about you ✨

I'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often wear sweatshirts / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails / i typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting bitch face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / i've never dated anyone / i have a best friend i've known for over five years / i am an only child

Tagging: @polychromicron-persei-8 @ineffablyruined @paperclipninja

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Remember when Friday night was X-Files night?

Crowley remembers!

You can find out just how much he loves the show, and his journey with Muriel to solve the mystery of the missing archangel in Pass the Remote, Angel. (Rated M).

This one is an oldie, but a goodie. Well...I think it's a goodie, but then again, I wrote it, so I'm biased. 😆

I posted it today on @goodomensafterdark for the first time, to spread the paranormal love. Summary and excerpt below.

Summary:

Aziraphale has returned to Heaven, leaving Crowley a tv binge-watching wreck. However, healing can come from the most unlikeliest of places. While Muriel has been instructed to provide daily reports of the demon’s emotional state, they find that sharing time together, even by watching a scary show, can be the catalyst that builds friendships. And they’d probably both be couch potatoes by now if the Supreme Archangel hadn’t just gone missing.

Excerpt:

In the first week following Aziraphale’s return to Heaven, Crowley had experienced multiple stages of grief. When he stood by his car, he was in denial. When he stole Aziraphale’s tartan blanket from the bookshop, he was in the throes of anger. And for the several days that he sat in his chair trying to talk to a God that never listens, he engaged in bargaining.

Now he was in the sad-TV-binge-watching stage. And when you’re an occult being that has just broken up with an angel you never technically dated, you binge the X-Files.

It had been one of Crowley’s favorite shows during the 90s after the Golden Girls went off the air. He had found most of the tales preposterous, but he had become rather invested in Mulder and Scully’s relationship. It was clear the two humans wanted each other and the sexual tension was excruciating to watch, all of which made the show maddening and addictive. His emotional attachment to the paranormal crime fighting duo’s relationship used to bother him, but back then he could never put his finger on exactly why.

And now here he was, over twenty years later, lying on the couch with his fourth bottle of Merlot and watching season three, having an epiphany that transcended the manifestation of Jesus.

“I’m Mulder.”

Mulder. Passionate, intuitive, tall. Slightly unhinged, but reasonably paranoid. Always trying to convince the stubborn Agent Scully of the Truth and failing even when the Truth is staring directly in her face in the form of a giant galactic spaceship. And he was “spooky.” Crowley liked spooky.

And then there was Scully. Kind, intelligent, a bit short. Often pouty, but adorably cute. Always so sure of her faith in God. And clearly pining for Mulder while pushing him away for years because she didn’t think she could ever have a real future with him.

F**king Scully.

He considered throwing what was left of the bottle of merlot at the television.

Continue reading on Ao3.