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woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea
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#my dog would run tf away and be like#im freee#only to stop and stare and look at us to wait for us to come too#only so he can keep running ahead#acts like he wants to be alone and is better off#but we gotta at least be around#love seeing when you get glimpses in pets personalities#like the collie being like nuh uh#we follow rules here husky
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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do
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heavy metal poisoning!!!! this sucks :(((
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dreamt there was a disco elysium style game where you play as vegeta on namek. there was a multiple minute skill argument about trying not to piss yourself when frieza goes into his final form, and the line "no warrior would piss himself in fear. a warrior pisses himself as a threat" haunts me
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Merz hatte sich in der ARD-Talkshow „Maischberger“ hinter den Kurs von Bundestagspräsidentin Julia Klöckner zum Christopher Street Day (CSD) gestellt. Auf die Frage, wie er es finde, dass Klöckner die Regenbogenflagge zum CSD nicht auf dem Bundestag hissen will, sagte er: „Der Bundestag ist ja nun kein Zirkuszelt“, auf das man beliebig Fahnen hisse.
aber shoutout and Die Linke 😂👌🏼
Der queerpolitische Sprecher der Linksfraktion, Maik Brückner, sagte: Es stimme zwar, dass der Bundestag kein Zirkus sei, „dafür haben wir einen Clown als Kanzler.“
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Ich mag ja an der DB, wie es uns alle gleich macht. Man sollte meinen, ein ICE Ticket zwischen den Wichtigen Städten Dieses Landes würde einen irgendwie pünktlich und mit Würde befördern, aber nein. Ein Armani-Anzug schützt vor Ungeplantem Gleiswechselkurzstreckensprint nicht.
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how to say "I love you" in x-files [196/?] ⤷ 4.03 — “Teliko”
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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okay this is dubious canon at best but the idea that all rebel pilots are constantly on stimulants does make sense to me because of well. the history of warfare. it then totally paints esb in a new light because imagine you're luke skywalker, in active withdrawal from your army-mandated uppers, and some fucking frog wizard shows up
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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
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atla just so happened to write one of the most insane and complex brother sister relationships in all of television, and yet for some reason everyone focused on zuko and azula instead, even though they are basically just normal siblings, and as such not even that interesting ..
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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work should be illegal and everyone should be drunk at the park
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