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dorohedoro cover collages from the art book!

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A secret rendezvous in the castle halls! 8) 

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damn chat i think i'm a pony fanartist now

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white trash bitch cut me in line at Walmart so i swiftly un-sheathed my nodachi (traditional Japanese greatsword) and effortlessly severed her head from her torso in one smooth motion, showering hapless bystanders and her now-screaming (likely inbred) children with blood. i tried to explain what happened to the manager, but he refused to acknowledge the woman's shameful and dishonorable conduct and instead forced me to leave without even paying for my Monster Energy and pre-packaged salad kit. just another day in the life of the Grocery Store Rōnin

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censorship

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Of course I like reading when Thorin is more experienced in bed than Bilbo, but I just shake from the au where Thorin has no experience at all.

Because.

They started dating, lie in bed together, Bilbo initiates contact, runs his hands over his stomach and shoulders, starts whispering sweet words, and instead of somehow responding to the actions, Thorin HUGS HIM and kisses him on the forehead and nose, leaving Bilbo completely bewildered

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Okay I love looking through the wikis because I get certain information like this gem:

Bifur, Bofur and Bombur were Thorin’s Honour Guards.

Examples included Thorin showing up on Bilbos doorstep with (and getting crushed by) Bifur, Bofur and Bombur. And in the flaming pinecone scene they followed Thorin up the same tree to protect him.

Now this also makes sense in the movies mostly with how Bifur is seen helping Fili on his horse and other instances with the three, BUT MOST OF ALL MY FAVOURITE IDEA COMING FROM THIS!!!

Bofur was assigned to Bilbo by Thorin.

And yes I firmly believe in Bofur thinking Thorin’s a massive dick for how he treats Bilbo but he definitely shipped them from the moment Thorin ordered him to look out for Bilbo. Also explains why Bofurs always goin “WHERES BILBO MY BOSS IS GONNA FUCKIN KILL ME!”

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Might be a hot take but I'm not fond of the way elrond is portrayed in the lord of the rings movie. He feels so cold and distant. That man is not as kind as summer. And this has nothing against Hugo weavings i adore him as elrond which might be a hot take as well. I just wish the character wasn't written so cold. Especially towards Aragorn. Where's the elrond that raised little estel?

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New caterpillar discovered called a "bone collector caterpillar" that hides out in spiders nests by disguising itself as dead body parts and then steals all the spider's food when it isn't looking

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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gay people 👍

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Happy Easter to those who celebrate, and to those who don't, then I hope you enjoy these Middle Earth inspired hand painted eggs 🥰

The ones at the top depict: scenes from Lake Town and the Misty Mountains; Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli's weapons, scenes from Bag End and the Shire, the Evenstar, the White Tree of Gondor, a banner of Rohan. Followed by scenes from the Two Towers. 🌳🧙🪄

(I was at @kzlatkova but had to archive my blog, so if you've followed me before or like my art, please link with me here @kalinazlatkova. Thank you!🖤)