If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
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have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
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I just tweeted it and I figure I should also post it here.
This website literally GRADES YOUR ESSAYS. You can choose your grade level, if you’re using American or British english, what type of paper it is (essay, short story, biography…), and it even checks for plagiarism. THEN once it’s grading your essay, it shows you grammatical errors, suggestions for better sentence structure, and a lot of other things. Reblog to save a life.
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family: a fanmix based on this text post [listen here]
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when a player wipes their sweat using their jersey and u cAN SEE THEIR ABS
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“skinny jeans are out, bootcut jeans are back in!” yeah maybe thats how it is in the berenstain universe but here in the berenstein universe we like our skinny jeans just fine thanks
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I don't think suicidal people get enough credit for not acting on their suicidal thoughts.
This post is for all of you who have survived the urge to end your life, either coming out the other side or still fighting to stay alive.
I noticed how when someone has a physical illness such as cancer, and they come out the other side or even remission, they are able to celebrate surviving. I think all of the survivors of being suicidal should too.
Congratulations, and keep on fighting.
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Don’t let your memes be memes
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schulhoff: wait how many fingers does a hand have?
everyone else: 5 fingers. why do you ask?
schulhoff: oh… no reason…
schulhoff: *crap*
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What you do everyday matters more than what you do once in a while.
Gretchen Rubin (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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