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crackaz

when someone mentioned how gay/lesbian couples are finally being featured on television (kurt/blaine + cam/mitch)? yeah, it's diversity but is it really that much progress? yes, they are gay: white males. 

here i am, with the redbox website open in another tab and ninety percent of the people on these movie covers: are white. and my favorite shows? parks and rec, revenge, breaking bad, the office, 30 rock: almost all white casts. i was watching the mindy project a couple of hours ago and everyone in the damn office is white except for kaling's character and the ghetto black nurse.

seriously? where my beautiful, educated, colored people at? this makes me want to be really successful in something so i could flaunt my colored skin all up in someone's face.

(on the topic of race...)

i've been wanting to go public with this theory but have been afraid it comes off as racist. whatever: forreal, most #whitepeopleproblems exist because #whitepeople #createtheirownproblems. LATINA who-was-raised-by-hardworking-immigrant-parents-who-grew-up-poor-and-keep-her-grounded-and-humble, OUT.

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all the good ones are twelve

the funniest drunk chicana i've ever met.

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Felipe Embarrassing Himself (1 photo)

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A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves.

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summer bucket list (21)

- be the hottest girl in the 21+ venue. (to be judged by me)

- crash a crackin' ass house party

- go to the beach and maybe touch the ocean

- ask for/receive a guy's number

- have a guy buy me a drink because i'm so attractive to him

- get a damn job

- get hella hyphy on the dance floor when nobody expects it

- GO SOMEWHERE.

- epicly dance challenge and don't get caught

- late night geocache at least once

- add more to this list

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ram, swordfish, elephant, baby elephant, potion bottles

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welp, being mature about it is out the window.

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i srsly can't deal with the bullshit

GROW A FUCKING PAIR WHY CAN'T GUYS JUST GROW A PAIR. IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE STUPID JUST TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE IT'S OKAY I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!

being ignored makes me feel stupid and it makes me want to hate you and i don't want to hate anyone. i don't. :(

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Happy Valentine's Day ya'll!

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31 Signs You’re Liz Lemon

30 Rock

30 Rock might be over, but like Mufasa in The Lion King, the show will live on. Liz Lemon…

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thoughts i feel i should document

- I have a pretty good sense of what matters and what really just doesn't. 

- I've been thinking a lot about having biological kids for some reason. I've convinced myself that I could never because you have to actually birth them. (Very frightening.)

- Why can I only make peace with the concept of death whilst on a plane?

- I'm quite certain that I'll be moving to Mexico upon college graduation. I feel uncomplicated there.

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Just chipmunk it!

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I just think you're creepy.

- PIECE OF SHIT, MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE, SON OF A BITCH, SCRUB (THAT WAS NEVER WORTH MY TIME.)

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crisiscrisiscrisis

I'm thinking too much! I need to read a good book.