Well, when you put it that way. 🤯
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you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday
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Frostbite❄️
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Rool
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Vampira at The Riviera in Las Vegas 1956
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Want top surgery but feels wasteful to toss out perfectly good boobage. Like yeah they're used but they could go to a nice trans home somewhere. Why can't I thrift em
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In hindsight, a lot of Seto's behavior will make a lot more sense to Mokuba when viewed through the lens of "he is a time traveler who is in love with an ancient pharaoh who will show up, but hasn't yet". Mokuba doesn't have that context in the beginning, though, and it takes him a bit to figure it out.
No, the context Mokuba starts with is this:
On an early morning, Kaiba Seto pushes Kaiba Gozaburo out the window to his untimely demise, in a move that was richly deserved but Mokuba never really saw Seto as doing, before hiring a random fellow high schooler as his secretary. Things only spiral from there, really.
hello, my followers who are exclusively here for a completely different fandom! have you ever gone “say, I wonder what happens if second writes something that IS NOT their usual? such as, say, yugioh?”
anyway here is 11.5k words of time travel kaiba brothers, a thing that should surprise no one as the thing I latched onto. enjoy!
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what the fuck
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Skyward Zelink <3
I haven’t finished Skyward because totk came out when I was about to finish it, but so far it’s been a favorite for sure ❤️✨ I would like to believe they got married and lived happily in Skyloft ❤️ (or at least I hope so 😭)
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random thought: are there any characters do you think livio would ever want to cosplay as?
My first thought was Lone Ranger- probably not accurate But
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GLaDOS is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG TITTY MILF!!! STOP DRAWING HER AS A HOT HUMAN LADY YOU COWARDS
she is meant to be a
FUCKED
UP
ROBOT MILF
not a regular ass human milf!! you are doing her dirty!!
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My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
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The story of a marble worker Evrard Flignot from Brussels who devastated by the death of his wife built a pretty mausoleum for her in Cimetière de Laeken.
At first look inside, there is a mourner reaching out to an empty wall. But, once a year, on the day of the summer solstice, the Sun draws a light that recalls this love for almost a century.
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