mrsquidgereen

[mrsquidgereen]

guy who sees a banana peel and says “my ride is here” and then slips away on it

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You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick

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literally this

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

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theres literally no wrong way to play singleplayer games btw. savescum, play on easy mode, mod, look up guides and walkthroughs, whatever the hell you want. always remember if it sucks hit da bricks

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i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA

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what am i smiling at ? the made up scenarios of course

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Who wants to be narrative foils together

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I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

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using tumblr mobile and seeing people talk about a desktop layout change is like hearing a timer suddenly start ticking down. I am safe for now but I hear the danger

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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

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I love opening up this website first thing like the morning paper and immediately seeing multiple posts like "how to get rid of the evil clown on the dashboard". like oh is this what we're doing today

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i’m not a girl i’m not a boy i’m like. a playstation 2