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The Onion Headlines as Ghibli films

Spirited Away

Princess Mononoke

bonus:

Castle in the Sky

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Howl’s Moving Castle

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Ponyo

The Cat Returns

My Neighbor Totoro 

Porco Rosso

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Types of People as Studio Ghibli Movies

Kiki’s Delivery Service: The smell of fresh-baked bread. May be interested in herbalism, natural medicine, and/or witchcraft. The feeling of the wind blowing back one’s hair. Likes helping other people, regardless of whether they know them or not. Still learning to navigate life. Cute hair ties and simple dresses. Forms close bonds with people.

Whisper of the Heart: Notebooks, papers, and pens scattered on a desk. Contemplating the future at 1:00 a.m. Has a billion ideas for creative writing pieces. Old antiques that evoke strong emotions. Gasping when one realizes they have romantic feelings for someone. Casual, comfy clothing and short hair. Ultimately does what they want to do.

Spirited Away: Ancient temples surrounded by fog. Cautious yet courageous. Gardens filled with hydrangeas. Hot baths followed by wrapping oneself in soft towels. Might punch someone who harms their friends. Interested in ghosts/spirits/mythical beings/etc. Possibly nostalgic for the past.

Princess Mononoke: Willing to fight for causes that they deem important. Interested in religion and/or mythology. Calming walks through the woods with the sun streaming through the trees. The contrasting smells of nature and industrialization. Has great makeup.

My Neighbor Totoro: Fresh produce. Prefers living in the country over the city. The feeling of mystery and wonder when entering a new place. Fluffy animals playing in green grass. Family-oriented. Adventures into the forest paired with wild imagination. Likes wholesome movies with happy endings.

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind: The buzzing of insects outdoors. Cares about the environment. A natural-born leader. Probably enjoys chemistry and/or biology. Has a calming presence towards animals. The sting from wind blowing sand onto one’s face. The scents of fresh air and water.

Howl’s Moving Castle: Interested in magic and fantasy. Probably enjoyed at one point/still enjoys Harry Potter. The slight blush across one’s face as they stroll through fields of flowers with their lover. A child at heart, regardless of their age. A fireplace illuminating a messy, dust-covered room. Has some self-doubt. Mysterious characters are their type.

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Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind - 1984

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“Shit,” swears the villain, running over to the fallen hero “shit! Shit! are you okay?”

The hero wheezes.

“Oh thank god you’re alive. Hold on a moment, love, I’m going to clean this up.”

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Dialogue Prompts

This is a collection of dialogue prompts I gathered to get me back into writing that I want to share with you. Send a # and a pairing and I’ll write a short excerpt.

“I can’t sit here and watch this. The secondhand embarrassment is very real.”

“Are you even listening?” “Yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once.”

“You know, that’s not what an apology sounds like.”

“I find that answer vague and unconvincing.”

“I will kill you, burn you and dance on your ashes.” “You’ve probably been told this before, but wow, you are intense.”

“Please stop talking, I’m trying to get us out alive.”

“You know, you can get a lot for a kidney on the black market.”

“You still have all your fingers, but that can easily be fixed.”

“I’m not saying you can’t shoot him. I’m just saying you can’t shoot him here.”

“What do you mean alcohol isn’t an appropriate coping mechanism’? It’s working.”

“Look, being an adult is overrated. You have to pay taxes and people frown at you for watching cartoons in your PJs all Saturday and eating ice cream for breakfast.”

“Should we try to poison him again?” “Stop saying things like that so loud!”

“They offered me what I couldn’t refuse: money.”

“I don’t like salad. Or eye contact.”

“Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.“ “It’s not on anyone’s.“ “No, it is on mine. Just not until next Tuesday.“

“All that blood looks good on you. It brings out your eyes.“

“Keep your morals far away from me.“

“Are you always that stupid or is today a special occasion?“

“Oh. You’re still alive.“ “Don’t sound so disappointed. I might think you don’t like me.“

“I feel like I’m being stabbed.“ “How do you even know what it feels like to be stabbed?“

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Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

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anonymous asked: Connor or Will?

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Some tweets from #proudoflilireinhart

Guys, you’re all so amazing! I really hope @lilireinhart gets to see this! <3

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Jughead's graduation speech

Jughead: *points to a person* Fuck you.

Jughead: *points to a person* Fuck you.

Jughead: *points to Betty* Fuck me.

Jughead: *points to a person* Fuck you.

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betty x archie

all gifs are mine.

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If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Michael.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Michael do now?“ 

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