mrsterlingeverything
mrsterlingeverything
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Greetings loved ones. Let's take a journey
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mrsterlingeverything 51 minutes ago
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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?
me: what if a dracula show up 馃槹
interviewer: omg fuck馃槚 no. just no.
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mrsterlingeverything 51 minutes ago
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Keith Haring, Grace Jones, Eartha Kitt
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mrsterlingeverything 55 minutes ago
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mrsterlingeverything 1 hour ago
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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Baby come here come take a hit off my pixel blunt
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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(chase icon voice) no molly water bottle so he's sucking on my boob, said lets make a sex tape now my ass is on Poob
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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pjackk wasted away from a stomach parasite contracted from his yucky meals, he turned to christianity in a desperate bid to escape damnation
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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*looking down at your mutilated exploded corpse* soooo do you have your half of rent
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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all the people i could have been are ganging up on me and beating me with rocks
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mrsterlingeverything 2 hours ago
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Im not watching your dumbass powerpoint i'm deconstructing sexual desire
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mrsterlingeverything 3 hours ago
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mrsterlingeverything 3 hours ago
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