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I know! Let's sacrifice all life upon her altar!

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has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

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dressing room by amy brener, 2015, urethane foam + resin + gypsum + pigment + found objects, 90 × 78 inches

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starting a collection of Hung Smiles

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my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.

should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw

i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident

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keegan michael key always has the most insane face card in drag

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bush was lucky as fuck 9/11 happened while he was doing something nice could you imagine him locked up in the oval bathroom with e621 pulled up

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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I’m not cocky. I’m just everything they said you’d never find.

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Giuseppe Penone, Maritime Alps. My height, the length of my arms, my width in a stream, 1968

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No items no fox no destination

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