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The Trap ___

Learn and improve with me

PATREON // GUMROAD // YouTube // Instagram

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Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.

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Having a pop socket on my phone has been a GAME CHANGER for this

😟😳😳😳

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In which the Good Omens art department channels Aziraphale.

(from the Bookshop Tour DVD extra)

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Demon Quiche

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Sleeping Beauty dir. Clyde Geronimi | 1959

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Today’s project of the day is a comedy about an arranged marriage between a vampire prince and the daughter of a warlord who turned his whole army into werewolves, with both sets of parents trying to use their child as a spy. One problem with that plan: the kids were secretly childhood friends and have genuine feelings for each other.

To avoid their parents realizing they’re more loyal to each other than the politics behind their impending marriage, they decide to pretend to hate each other.

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TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as:

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hey want to see something gorgeous but viscerally discomfiting?

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these motherfuckers don’t deserve any pussy. fuck their dumb asses. ladies, when a guy asks you out and suggests a place to go, ALWAYS suggest another place to see if his ass is some lame pua wannabe. fellas, stop being a bunch of insecure pussies. this ISN’T how you prove yourselves to be alphas. smfh. real men know when to flex and when to chill, this was a fucking “chill” moment and he blew trying to be “alpha.” dumbass.

“do not tolerate disagreement” wtf?!?! some of you motherfuckers want a fucking dog NOT a woman. 

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I hate when my food is unruly

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Sea slug vibes~!

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Starting our weekend plans early.