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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

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“awawawawa” - your average she/her user

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A quiet, happy life.

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incredible news on the Bosworth The Kitten topic, if you lay down then he will just kind of slither around your face&head and fall asleep suchly.

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just dumpster dived the best thing ever

why are they numbered what does it MEAN

its a list of fruit but its titled plants in the tinest text

the bottom fourth of it is completely empty

i love it so much

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Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Applause

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if you shot me with a gun id pribably be pretty mad but due to my laconic and forgetful nature i bet we could still be friends