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MORE MORE, I WANT MORE QUOTES

(Lots of Hatch warning)

(before Hatch planned to take over tue world)

Hatch: I'm not doing to well.

Carl: What's wrong?

Hatch: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Schema enters the room*

Hatch: There it is again.

...

*when a child starts crying in public*

Jaime: *tries to make the child laugh*

Ben: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*

Coonradt: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*

Schema 🤷: *cries with the child*

Welch: *ignores the child*

Hatch: *is the reason why the child is crying*

...

Hatch: I hate you. I hate everyone.

Coonradt: The feeling is mutual.

...

Hatch: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

...

Jaime: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

...

Michael: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Nichelle: The afterlife, I guess.

...

Michael: You kidnapped my friends?! That’s illegal!

Hatch: But Michael, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing your friends, or giving up on our hopes and dreams?

Michael: Kidnapping my friends, Hatch!

Hatch: Michael, listen. However I feel about this, these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Michael: What, to kidnap people?

Hatch: To work together!

Michael: So we can kidnap people?!

Hatch: Michael, we’ve all agreed that your friends are not a people.

...

Cassy: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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MORE INCORRECT QUOTES (I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO POST :,)

Michael: We’re kind of missing something guys.

Jack: Cohesion?

Taylor: Teamwork?

Ostin: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Michael: And Tanner is not here.

Ostin: Oh, and that, yeah.

(dedicating this to a Tanner fan on discord :)

...

Kylee: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

Bryan: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

...

Ostin: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.

Taylor: I’m worried about you.

...

Zeus: What are you eating?

Tessa: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Zeus: I like you, don't I?

(I'm so sorry, I love ZeusXTessa a bit too much 🥲🥲)

...

Michael: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Cassy: I almost died.

Taylor: That... was my favorite memory.

...

Ostin: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Nichelle: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

...

McKenna: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Michael: Alright, but is it explosion-proof? (iykyk)

(This is too much fun, whaaat)

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Incorrect Quotes from Incorrect Quote Generator

Tessa: Zeus, take out the trash

Zeus: Sure, Tessa, will you go out on a date with me?

...

Carl: I have very high standards

Sharon: I can make waffles

Carl: Oh no! You met all my standards!

...

Tanner: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

...

Torstyn: I’m gonna die alone.

Quentin: Torstyn, you’re not gonna die alone.

Torstyn: Tessa, was my safety net, okay? They got married(sure) and now I have to get a snake.

Quentin: Uh-huh. Why is that?

Torstyn: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.

Torstyn cont'd: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.

Torstyn cont'd: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

...

Wade: I want a birthday cake

Jack: But it's not your birthday?

Wade: The cake won't know!

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That was fun

Also I wanna try making an Incorrect Quotes or Alignment Template again with the MV adults like Hatch, Coonradt, Gervaso, etc... I just forgot the rest

Also credits to @angel-wingzzz for finding the templates on Pinterest. Thanks!

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Spoilers

They forgot my boy Zeus 😭😭

Overall I'm satisfied with the series, the ending felt rushed, but thr entirety of the series I enjoyed with my heart

I might do more incorrect quotes once my winter break comes up, other then that- yea- feel free to DM me to ramble about MV

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Save our little girl

My little girl is 7 months old and she is suffering from malnutrition, no milk, no pampers, everything is unavailable in Gaza because of the war, please help us save my little girl

My Compaign link

https://gofund.me/1400c60c

Please help us by donate & Reblog to save our little son

I am so sorry about this happening to your girl. There is nothing I can do now for you, other than showing this to people. This is the last thing I want to do on my blog, and it's not gonna reach out to a lot people. I am again, so sorry this is happening to your country

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To all Palestine supporters 🙏

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We still need less than 100€ to reach our short term goal of 23k€ ‼️

Your donations are important for our survival

Please help me reach our goal as soon as possible 🙏

We appreciate your help ❤️🙏

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I am very sorry, I cannot provide you money as I'm still a minor, and the best thing I can do is just show this to people. But I'm probably the last person you would wanna reach out as I'm less known in the Tumblr community

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Hello 👋, I hope you're doing well..

My name is Mahmoud, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging.

Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens.. 🙏

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I'm very sorry, I'm still a minor and provide you nothing. But the best thing I can do for now is post this out. I'm very sorry for this happening to you

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

Yaaay, thank you!! I might still be inactive on Tumblr, but I should be able to update once Michael Vey book 10 comes. Thank you!!!

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Tessa: That was a very nice thing you done for us, Zeus!

Zeus: I didn't do it for them, I did it for you, Tess. I would KILL for you... please ask me to kill for you

Tessa: No, Frank!

I should do more incorrect quotes soon lol

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I need more

Reblog if Gravity Falls is still on your mind

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More Michael Vey Incorrect Quotes

But it's Jack and Zeus

Jack and Zeus: So what do you wanna do?

Woah, that's crazy.

Man, we've been spending way too much time together

Like damn.

Like damn!

Damn!

Okay stop copying me.

Stop copying me!

Dude, this is kinda freaking me out.

Okay, you stop talking and I'll say something.

Say something. No you don't talk, I will!

No you, you don't talk; goddamn it!

Okay seriously, what the f**k?

I got it, say something completely random.

Ready?

One, two, three, bananarama!

What the f**k?!

Why would you think to say that too?

It's not even a real word!

Okay, let's just not talk.

*silence*

Okay, it's gotta be over now.

Sh*t!

I know, let's just uh, text each other instead.

*They both text "Bananarama"*

Why the hell would you say that again?!

It doesn't even make sense! This has to stop now!

I'm serious, stop!

Stop!

I'm-talking-so-fast-you-can't-possibly-keep-up-with-what-I'm-saying!

Damn it!

AAH!

Woof woof!

Even animal noises?!

God!

Meow.

F**k!

That's it!

I'm gonna knock you out so I don't have to hear your stupid voice saying everything I'm saying!

Eat this b*tch

Wait, I don't know how to punch! (that sorta outta character but still 🤷)

*Zeus blasts electricity and stuff*

*Jack gets knocked out*

Zeus: Finally, it's over

Quentin: Stop right there! Why did you murder him?

Zeus: You got it all wrong man, something really weird happened and we started saying everything at the same time and it was driving us crazy but, now it's over. It's finally over

Quentin: Eh *for some reason drops gun*

Zeus and Quentin: Oh, let me get it.

*bumps*

Oh, sorry about that.

Did you say the same thing I said? It's happening again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Michael stopping the video: So the talking curse continued for years on end. So children, be-wary for if ever you speak at the time as someone else, the curse might fall on you--.

Ian: Hey Michael, what are you doing?

Michael: Oh just finish up this narration about some phony talking curse.

Ian: Well, when you're finished up, wanna grab lunch?

Michael and Ian: Absolutely!

Haha, very funny.

No seriously, cut that out; I need to finish this narration.

Stop that.

Fine, I think we have to take care of this the old fashion way.

*violence*

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Michael Vey Incorrect Quotes hut I wrote the entire song from "Conversations with strangers"

Zeus: I like writing on walls. Frick you society

Ostin: Zeus, this is actually a door, not a wall - Regards society

Tara: Follow your dreams!

Taylor: I literally only have nightmares

Ian: Question everything! ...Why-?

Cassy: Yo, girl, on a scale of 1 to America. How free are you tonight?

Michael: Germany 1942

Ostin: Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken?

Jack: Dude, I'm trying to take a sh*t

Zeus: The chamber of secrets has been opened!

Nichelle: Then close your legs

McKenna: The future is in your hands!

Hatch (holding a gun): death.

Quentin: If Harry Potter taught us anything, it's that nobody deserves to be in a closet... except Hatch- and Amash-

Tanner: when im alone, i like go fill the bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend im a meatball. dont judge me.

Torstyn: Dude, we're totally judging

(I had to skip some lyrics because they're NSFW 😬)

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Who broke it???? (Michael Vey Incorrect Quotes)

Ostin: So... who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know McKenna: I did it, I broke it... Ostin: No. No you didn't. Zeus? Zeus: Don't look at me! Look at Jack! Jack: What? I didn't break it! Zeus: Suspicious! Jack: No it's not! Quentin: If it matters, probably not. Tara was the last one to use it Tara: LIAR! I don't even drink that crap! Quentin: Oh really? Then what were you doing with the coffee cart earlier? Tara: I was using the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that! McKenna: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Ostin Ostin: No. Who broke it Cassy(whispering): Ostin, Taylor's been awfully quiet... Taylor: REALLY?! Cassy: YEAH! REALLY!! [buncha fighting going on] ... Ostin: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throat with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting chummy around here.

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McOstin Convo but I remade it on GC2

Credits to @sam-vey !

I headcanon Ostin calling McKenna "Sunshine" after the conversation teehee

A McOstin Convo

McKenna: I think science is wrong, they say that the sun is the hottest thing-

Ostin: It’s not. A lightning strike is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun

(long pause)

McKenna: I was gonna say you.

Ostin: We’re not talking in terms of temperature are we?

McKenna (shaking her head): No, my love

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Still day 11

I don't know, Cassy just gives my rich girl vibes. I immediately imagined Cassy looking like Hortensia from Matilda the Musical after reading her description

Few months later, the cute anime song with interesting lyrics came out

Literally reminded me of Cassy, and the lyrics are so similar of how I imagine Cassy toooo ;-;

Older man simping for both of them, and then Jax dead

I can take requests now!

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day 11 of making Michael Vey characters on Gacha Life 2 because I can't draw ;-;

I didn't know what to make Tara where, so it took me forever

Left is Tara, right is new Taylor design, but I'm probably gonna change it again ;-;