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The first rule of gun safety is to relax and have fun

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It's a long running joke between my father and I that "the goat didn't die in vain" because he said that while eating goat cheese and it's hilarious

Every time you eat cheese we fire a calf into the sun

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Why the fuck do I have to work in the room where they've condensed all the heat from morocco from the past 8 years?!

I hate this

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Favourite image of mine

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Can someone please make a flame text gif thing that says "INTENSE FUNGAL EROTICISM"

Timelapse fungus gifs

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Half an hour in at work and I'm fighting the impulse to go out into the road and start fighting cars whilst shouting "I'M DA KING OF DA ROAD, BAYBEY!"

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Couldn't dual lipoma get a better tattoo artist?

It looks like dua lipa has the word incel on her arm.

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shit, I've had something like this happen before.

Every time I blinked I'd get flashbanged by a rapidly scrolling image of an information-dense multi-page form that I see a lot of at work.

Just every time, BOOM! Form!

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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FUCKING HELL

FOXES DIRECTLY OUTSIDE MY WINDOW SCREAMING AND FIGHTING

That shit hit a primal part of my brain, jolted me awake in an instant. I swear I was ready to start killing the first thing I saw

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 6 POLL 6

PROPAGANDA:

[Dr. Doppler]

"Deleted dialogue says he gave birth to his and Amelia's children. If Disney weren't cowards, they'd have kept the mpreg dogman."

Important Note: @megers67 has come forward to say that the 'Mpreg Doppler' thing is actually an unverified claim that they have accidentally perpetuated in the past, but they still put their support behind his candidacy in this competition. And yeah, if Disney didn't consider mpregging the dogman after all, we can still fix this by gettin' him pregnant now!

[Garak]

"Because he would be soooo annoying about it and it would be funny."

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why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there

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tagged by @msvblight

Favourite colour: blue

Currently reading: Seven Faceless Saints

Currently watching: Schitt’s Creek (again), Phineas and Ferb (revival)

craving: homemade gluten free pizza (as usual haha)

last song: Six from Six the Musical

coffee or tea: neither

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Today's #30DaysofPride is about a 2010 zine that was a how-to guide on transfeminine Sex and having sex without bottom dysphoria. The zine's name is Fucking Trans Women but is usually shortened to FTW. The author is Mira Bellwether who passed away in December 2022, Check out the post at this link: