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Hi, I'm a youtuber. Thank you for wantonly clicking on my video. Did you know that Over 99% of people who watch my lame ass trite dog shit, dont subscribe to my channel? This is a statistic I incessantly track, and well, I put a lot of work into sitting down and giggling for 4 hours whenever I feel like it, so I'd really appreciate if you hit that subscribe button so I can run ads and make my videos even worse and less unique in order to avoid offending MASTERCARD 🙏 If not, heh, thats okay.. No body likes me anyway...

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I don't know what happened but I feel ill and I think something will be exiting one end of me in an uncomfortable manner

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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youre not yaoiful at all

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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amatonormativity will have you believe that a romantic relationship would solve everything. that's the devil talking

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can confirm

all the striders are trans men. this is canon trust

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throw back to the time in highschool when I put chocolate milk into a coffee I had and everyone at the table acted like I was a freak for putting something chocolate in my coffee and I was actually losing it because at that moment I realized I was the only one who knew what mocha meant

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oh...oh this....this is insane I'm literally shaking

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Wilson wearing shorts that say universal donor on the crotch

House wearing shorts that say universal recipient on the ass

Just a glimpse into my dark reality