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“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

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Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense

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some unposted fanart from the twitter

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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

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Leaving for University

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cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

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what if i told you that a lot of “Americanized” versions of foods were actually the product of immigrant experiences and are not “bastardized versions”

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And you realize, Fig and Kristen, your deities have been in this room before.

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SUPPLEMENTAL.

🗣️🗣️ I BROKE 💥💥 INTO 🔊🔊 GERTRUDE’S 📣📣 FLAT.🚨🚨

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Elven maidens on ships, betrayed by dragons, caught in the storm, and history repeats itself☹️

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Time machine

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people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

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Emily Axford always seems to know like before hand what is going on. Like Fig never liked Porter, Sofia never liked Tony. Emily Axford has a preternatural ability to be suspicious without reason of exactly the right people and I respect her for it so much.

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how did gen z end up with 1950s gender roles: expansion pack

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so is there just something about being the elven oracle that prevents you from knowing specifically about storms or