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I'm not trying to start a fight, but I'm literally sleepier than you are.

I don't care how sleepy you think you are right now

I'm sleepier

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Q+A from library visit where I read my comic about a skeleton that plays the fiddle

Kid: Is this fiction?

Me: Yeah

Kid: I kinda thought so

Me: Oh really? Why?

Kid: Because skeletons aren't real

Me: Skeletons are real. You have one!

Kid, jumping up out of his seat: Yeah but they don't move around!!

Me: Your skeleton's moving around right now!

Kid, yelling: THAT'S!! DIFFERENT!!!

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I’m watching this “show” where this italian guy asks some people travelling to italy where they are from and the australian said Australia, the danish girl said Denmark, the russian girl who lives in the Netherlands said Russia and Netherlands and then the fucking american guy SAID MICHIGAN

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whatever

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

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be careful if I ever look at you like this!

>:3

watch out!!

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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

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FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

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I used to be so hard on myself for not getting more done. This was especially true when I was still an engineer- but amongst the hours of meetings and interviews and planning I did, it was more of a miracle that I was getting so much done. Let’s be kind to ourselves! What other factors are contributing to our productivity, our energy, and our time? Only when we’re more reasonable with ourselves, can we adjust how much we can actually get done, and then accomplish things without guilt.

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hargreeves siblings questionable advice [12/?]

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Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.

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I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

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