muchgaynocrime

[muchgaynocrime]

Also sketches of him!!

[muchgaynocrime]

No !! Little german boy !!! Dont play with the evil toys!!

Ohnn mein gott!! der Unheimliche wird eaten mein parents!!!

[muchgaynocrime]

The dedication of this man to almost die in an empty room, pry himself out by his palms, get his fingers cut off, pull an ear off somebody, get threatened with a lawsuit, and then still go home and write up an honest and actually quite fair review online is absolutely fucking astounding. If I were Gregory I would never stop running. Whatever you are he's scarier.

[muchgaynocrime]

[muchgaynocrime]

What the ghost? Mention????

[muchgaynocrime]

with a bit of detail about the dphw in today's episode, i thought some people might be interested in my case spreadsheet

there's a lot of different things it tracks: the cases, who's reading what, the classes, there's even one with the klaus cases and a combined sheet, and also some graphs

you can access it here:

i usually update it on the day the episode comes out

[muchgaynocrime]

Needed a sideblog

Spoiler warning: You can generally expect spoilers for all of the Magnus Archives and however much of the Magnus Protocol is out at the time of writing. Each post will be tagged with "written after TMAGP[xx]" to give context for the general timeframe.

The Tria Prima theory in a nutshell

(original post here, but I'm constantly refining the ideas)

The metaphysics of TMAGP aren't based on fears but on the three principles: Salt, Sulphur and Mercury. When balanced, it's business as usual. If unbalanced, weird things start to happen.

Salt 🜔 (Corpus, Body): The principle of stability, rigidity and stagnation. The physical, concrete body of a human or any matter. It's what remains after putrefaction. Vulnerable to corruption. Too much salt could lead to both literal and metaphorical stagnation, rigidity or crystallisation. Getting stuck or locked in place. Infectious corruptions, decomposition, death and preservation of bodies. TMA connections: Buried, Flesh, Corruption, End, maybe Dark (as per nigredo or the putrefying stage).

Mercury ☿ (Spiritus, Mind): The principle of volatility, solubility, dissolution, liminality and dualities. Water, air and things that flow. The human mind, or thoughts, knowledge, ideas and rationality. The collective unconscious that holds within it all concepts, ideas and collective feelings. Too much mercury leads to general weirdness, confusion, physical and mental limits being blurred and dissolved, fluid transformations, people losing their identities and becoming mass. TMA connections: Spiral, Stranger, Vast, Lonely, Eye, parts of Web.

Sulphur 🜍 (Anima, Soul): The principle of combustion, burning (literally and figuratively), transformation and change. The consciousness that bridges mind and body. The emotions, feelings and passions, the driving force. Too much sulphur (or if sulphur corrupts), and it becomes an agent of destruction. Passions become obsessions, yearning becomes an insatiable hunger, people are driven to violence and destructive acts. Catalyses transmutations, actualises mercurial concepts into the physical reality. TMA connections: Hunt, Slaughter, Desolation, other parts of Web.

[muchgaynocrime]

I need to be friends with her so bad

[muchgaynocrime]

The girls 💖

They hate each other 💖

I hope they kiss 💖

[muchgaynocrime]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[muchgaynocrime]

Dan being jealous about that guy they went to Jamaica with is actually so funny when you remember Phil literally got someone else kicked off that trip so Dan could come. Like boy you never had anything to worry about Phil needed you by his side at all times or he’d die

[muchgaynocrime]

Zero self-preservation instinct

[muchgaynocrime]

"Do you dream about me" Can we keep this off camera please it is sickening

[muchgaynocrime]

i love how we as phannies are always saying "dan relax no one is gonna take phil from you" but then are also collectively like "dan howell can you fight" anytime phil exists.

[muchgaynocrime]

my big ceo briefcase falls open and dozens of armands fly out

[muchgaynocrime]

i mean i would wear that dress probably now

[muchgaynocrime]