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comments are turned off on this and i know it was a bloodbath in there

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@911pride - Day 2 & Day 3: Coming out & Bisexual Buck coming out to Maddie - 9-1-1, S07E05

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The historical debate of how WWX died has gone on too long. Today we determine what really happened.

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911 - Choose Your Fighter

You have unlocked Josh Russo and Michael Grant

Day 2 - Gay Day 2 of @911pride week! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Are you in pain right now?

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Buck's Wardrobe: A reality show following the life and style of Los Angeles Firefighter, Evan Buckley. or, one outfit for every season. for @buckweek : clothes

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Police detective trying to solve a murder who accidentally stumbles onto the victim's neighbour's secret - he's a vampire. Drinks blood, avoids the sun, the whole shebang. He didn't kill her though. So while that's life changing information and whatever it does not help his case one bit

Vampire didn't even know her that well. He caught her cat once when the thing got out and brought him back after sundown. She gave him a cobbler, which he said was very bad, but not the sort of thing you'd do a murder over. "That's not funny," says the cop. "A woman is dead."

And the vampire is like, "Well, I implied that killing her was wrong."

The cop gives up with the vampire. Finds out a lady this woman worked with is like, a witch, or does magic or some shit. Real magic. Cool. She didn't kill her either though. Jesus Christ.

This cop finding an entire magical society and being utterly humourless and annoyed about the entire thing because it's not even helping his CASE

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buck + harnesses for @buckweek day five: clothes

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Guy who learns kung fu, then realizes kung fu can be defeated by MMA so he learns that, then realizes MMA can be defeated by guns so he buys one, then realizes that guns can be defeated by law enforcement so he becomes a lawyer, then realizes that the law can be overthrown so he becomes a paramilitary general, then realizes that naked force can be enveloped by ideology so he becomes a religious leader, then realizes that ideology is primarily determined by the means of production so he becomes an inventor, then realizes that successful invention requires a finely honed mind so he becomes a psychologist, then realizes that the mind is just part of the body so he learns kung fu

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Growing up, did you have a public social media account at a very young age (Under 12), and feel the pressure of both having to frequently post to maintain your following, and not do anything controversial to get you cancelled?

Yes

No

I had my public social media account since I was 9 and a lot of my childhood was spent in stress and guilt and frustration over it... Not to mention cancel culture can be RUTHLESS. I got sent what I can only describe as a "how to kill yourself" guide over discourse drama when I was 11...

I had my public social media account since I was 9 and a lot of my childhood was spent in stress and guilt and frustration over it... Not to mention cancel culture can be RUTHLESS. I got sent what I can only describe as a "how to kill yourself" guide over discourse drama when I was 11...

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one time in college when i was like 19 this guy in one of my classes asked me out and he was SO nice so i cannot stress enough i did Not want to hurt his feelings. i turned him down very gently and told him i just wasn't interested, which was the truth.

anyway a week later one of those evil christian demonstrators was on campus shouting at people and generally we ignored them because what they want is an audience and an argument. but on this day i was walking by on my way to ballet so i was in leggings and a sweater over my leotard and he yelled "nice cameltoe, dyke!" and i honestly was less angry at him than i was at my university for allowing him to be there. they said it was public property so he had the right to "assemble" but i didn't understand why sexually harassing students and calling them slurs was included in that "right."

anyway i was 19 and so mad and i spun on him idk probably i was going to hit him and people saw that because they got between us and gave me the classic "he's not worth it" speech and i was like okay you're right.

so he shouted something about me liking pussy and i laughed and said "actually, i do! you got one thing right!" and then i turned to walk away

and one of the guys who intervened (thankfully so i didn't get expelled for beating someone up on campus) was the guy who'd asked me out and after i calmed down and he was sure i was okay he was joking around to lighten the mood and he said "'pussy' huh? now i know why you weren't interested in me hahaha."

and my autistic ass said, without thinking, simply trying to clarify my identity at the time and that genitals aren't gendered etc. "no i am bisexual, that wasn't it."

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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get thinged idiot

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@summerofbuddie ☀︎ week two: last season reminiscing