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What I should be doing:

finishing up the Summer Slut Loki story

finishing up some requests from the 500 follower celebration

working on Kinktober 2025 stories

working on RTC Season 2

What I'm doing instead of literally any of the above:

working on another sequel to 'you deserve better' 🫠🫠

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Thank you so much, bestie!! 🥹💖 I send hugs

whoooo lookie here, this ho just turned 31, y'all 🎉😳

in honor of Tomathy and his life philosophy of eating as much cake as your heart desires…here's the first of idk how many i'll have today.

tres leches with fresh cut strawberries 💖

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time for MORE cake

pictured: creme brulee, cheesecake, chocolate espresso mousse

not pictured (barely in the background): hot chocolate cake a la mode

whoooo lookie here, this ho just turned 31, y'all 🎉😳

in honor of Tomathy and his life philosophy of eating as much cake as your heart desires…here's the first of idk how many i'll have today.

tres leches with fresh cut strawberries 💖

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this isn't in the game, but it should be 🤣

now…the fanon answer is this: he is standing above his crowd of thirsty ho admirers and doing his part in helping us all cool off 😂🫡

Loki | Marvel Rivals

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whoooo lookie here, this ho just turned 31, y'all 🎉😳

in honor of Tomathy and his life philosophy of eating as much cake as your heart desires…here's the first of idk how many i'll have today.

tres leches with fresh cut strawberries 💖

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i had to read this a few times over because what do you mean it's coming to streaming on my birthday?!?! 🥹🥹🥹

The Life of Chuck will be streaming in the U.S. on 7/29!

@blackquartzsstuff @multyunervisesuperfan @muddyorbsblr @mischiefmaker615 @vbecker10 @ash-muses @mochie85 @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @liminalpebble @five-miles-over @lokisgoodgirl @gigglingtiggerv2 @loopsisloops @maple-seed @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @simplyholl @meowmeow-motherfucker

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I have an idea on who some of them are, but honestly it's not worth an extra thought 😂 The only thing that matters is that we're all here right now unified in our thottery 🫡

Now about Loki's walk…I'm convinced that he walks the way he does because he's trying to maintain his balance otherwise he's gonna topple over from the Mjolnir in his pants 🤪

Whoever the character design artist was in NetEase that decided to put Loki in the sluttiest summer outfit imaginable…I hope both sides of your pillow are eternally cool and you always find the most perfect parking spots wherever you go. And also I hope that this costume ends up becoming your eternal money glitch, you deserve it, fellow whore.

@peachyjinx @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @thedistractedagglomeration @maple-seed @ladyofthestayingpower @lokisgoodgirl @litaloni @glitchquake @superficialdomina

New loki skin got me acting up cause why did they make him PACKING

LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FOCUS ON MY MATCHES NOW

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Thor has a summer skin, but he's in swim shorts, not a speedo, and then the other summer skins are for Luna Snow and Psylocke

Loki's may very well be the sluttiest of the four tho 😂

But to balance it out, it turns out that when the players are in the waiting area before a match starts, the scepter turns into a pet alligator and Summer Slut Loki gives it cuddles 🥹

New loki skin got me acting up cause why did they make him PACKING

LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FOCUS ON MY MATCHES NOW

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anyone who says they didn't look is a lying liar who lies 🤣🤣

like…there's no escaping it 🤣

New loki skin got me acting up cause why did they make him PACKING

LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FOCUS ON MY MATCHES NOW

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tbf the blue & white version is more prominent:

😂

@thedistractedagglomeration @superficialdomina @peachyjinx @maple-seed @lokisgoodgirl @glitchquake @litaloni

New loki skin got me acting up cause why did they make him PACKING

LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FOCUS ON MY MATCHES NOW

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Okay who tf voted the first option, we have an impostor among us

New loki skin got me acting up cause why did they make him PACKING

LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FOCUS ON MY MATCHES NOW

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okay so…i'm gonna go ahead and work on something inspired by this outfit

smut status TBD but i'm bringing them all to the beach, y'all

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holy fuck goddamn 🥵🥵 i never noticed that the mango was present in the Stuttgart scene, i was too mesmerized by the pretty--

New loki skin got me acting up cause why did they make him PACKING

LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FOCUS ON MY MATCHES NOW

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and this…

New loki skin got me acting up cause why did they make him PACKING

LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO FOCUS ON MY MATCHES NOW

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“I’m surprised that Thor: The Dark World has been the vehicle that has alerted various people to my, if not talent, at least enthusiasm for dancing.” - Tom Hiddleston @ Thor: The Dark World LA premiere

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AND I WON’T CONFESS THAT I WAITED BUT I LET THE LAMP BURN!!!! AS THE MEN MASQUERADED I HOPED YOU’D RETURN!!!! WITH YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND TELL ME ALL THAT YOU’D LEARNED CAUSE LOVE’S NEVER LOST WHEN PERSPECTIVE IS EARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ohh fucking heckers

@lokisgoodgirl, it's the goddamn slutty caftan 😳