mudwizardbignaturals

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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

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Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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how do i even…

@zillychu if you don’t want this posted just let me know and i will take it down 👍

Submitted by @the-cat-demon and/or @apollos-dodgeball-target

Propaganda: [this] post, summarised in the screenshots below (cw for medical stuff):

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they should add a feature to stardew valley where I can subtly drive a wedge between pre-existing relationships in the valley to create new dating candidates for myself

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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I was about to make a "remember ke$hastuck?" post but when i looked up the fanadventure i discovered its literally still updating

Latest pages were uploaded in January of last year. Seems like the creator updates the comic once per year.

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“can you address this questionable post you made in 2013?” “when will you address this thing you’re in support of that I don’t agree with?” “why are you silent about x?” “I’m waiting for you to make a statement”

my brother in Christ, I am going to hold your hand when I tell you this, this place is called the internet, and while you’re here, you’re going to see Things from strangers that you disagree with or outright hate. because not everybody will share your beliefs. not everyone will agree with you. and you can’t demand an explanation from a stranger. no one owes you anything. if you see something you hate, block and move along. strangers on the internet aren’t politicians, they don’t have to make any heartfelt, public statement addressing everything they do that you, some random stranger, disagree with. it’s giving main character syndrome and no, sorry to tell you this, but the universe does not revolve around you

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time smells bad.

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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

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redeeming moment for crazy white women everywhere

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Ann Telnaes’ thoughts on Adriana Smith’s situation (she’s the pregnant woman who died and was placed on life support until her baby is born. her baby, which has hydrocephaly, will probably die before or shortly after birth. this action was done against her family’s wishes. the message is that women’s bodies don’t even belong to them AFTER death.)

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I can see House having such terrible eating habits. Going long stretches without eating or eating vending machine food. But, when Wilson moved in with him, Wilson notices that he eats more if it’s HIS food.

At first it’s annoying to Wilson, but he ends up just making extra of his food and labeling it as DO NOT TOUCH on purpose because —out of spite—House will eat it. Which is his way of tricking House into taking care of himself while also taking care of him.

Wilson also just telling himself it’s easier to make extra of his food since House was stealing it and NOT because he cares or likes the fact that House enjoys his cooking.

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16-page zine about a long-term interest of mine, atmospheric diving suits. I love these underwater "robots" and their strange & varied histories

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nani in the original movie: i'm literally the only one who understands lilo, she's too autistic for the 2000s to handle and everyone else gives up on her or treats her like the problem. if anything happens to her i feel like i'm going to lose myself. literally everything i do in my life is so that i can keep custody of my sister and never have to have her separated from me, also this is lowkey a metaphor for colonialism

nani in the live-action movie: she'll be fine. im going to college