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Hey so I realized I never made a NSFW commission post here despite it being a clickable link on my actual blog page. (I’ll even draw NON nsfw. Whaaaat.)

Here you go.

Huzzah.

WILL draw: - Canon Characters - Ocs - Suggestive themes (-Looks at blog- ) - Nsfw ( -stares at you blankly from the NSFW blog posting.- ) - Furry art

WON’T DRAW:   - Abuse - Minor/adult ship art - (Some) Fetish art, ask for clarification if need be. - Hate art

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Anyone got an art dick that needs a good suck

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Kinktober Day 3: Sensory Deprivation (featuring my new boy, Decimus)

Each day I manage to complete of Kinktober will become a YCH auction/giveaway at a later date!

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If possible you should draw him holding her against a wall but like, she's not touching the ground at all (if that makes sense)

im assuming you were visualizing something different but i really wanted to draw his skilled hands. His favorite thing is watching her tbh

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How much?

How much are you willing to pay~ ? 

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Ophi's got the best thighs I've ever seen. They're probably soft as fuck.

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Oh. *hugs Ophi* You two looked great together I assumed that's all. Did he know?

We should change the topic

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God I want that beef to sit on my face

It’s a lot of beef, you might get your skull crushed honestly.

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Squish me between those tits and muscles

Uuuuuum...

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Hey so I realized I never made a NSFW commission post here despite it being a clickable link on my actual blog page. (I’ll even draw NON nsfw. Whaaaat.)

Here you go.

Huzzah.

WILL draw: - Canon Characters - Ocs - Suggestive themes (-Looks at blog- ) - Nsfw ( -stares at you blankly from the NSFW blog posting.- ) - Furry art

WON’T DRAW:   - Abuse - Minor/adult ship art - (Some) Fetish art, ask for clarification if need be. - Hate art

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@docwithak replied to your post “Anyone got an art dick that needs a good suck”

I don't know how to feel about how you put that but yes I have a thing I'd like commissioned

HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO PHRASE IT ON A NSFW BLOG

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Anyone got an art dick that needs a good suck

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Over the summer I was working on possible print ideas and so this Shape of Water piece was born ! 

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When there’s a huge size difference between you and your monster boyfriend.

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who called for the death omen?

art/oc © me (terateratophiliac)

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a little information on the big, bad death omen juda

art/oc © me (terateratophiliac)

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hey i heard you're the local elf expert. what are the top 5 types of elf in world of warcraft

elves rated from most to least fuckable which is the only metric that matters

1. nightborne - take one look at the broad stance of a nightborne woman and try to tell me that she wouldnt ram you into the pillows so hard that you cant remember your own name. that aside nightborne are like, definitely into some like…high-tier like upper class bdsm if you want candle wax on your titties by a well-dressed seductress fuck a nightborne. extra bonus that your chosen nightborne would probably be a sugar momma/daddy 100%. theyd dress you in fine silks and take you to parties. no downsides to fucking a nightborne

2. void elves - does this even need explained? theyve got tentacles for hair and they fear neither death nor pain; if youre down to get filthy void elves are guaranteed down to get absolutely nasty. probably service verses cuz you dont bathe in the unfathomable energy of the furthest realms without learning to let go of material things like thinking you can only top or only bottom. super into blindfolds to emulate the pulsating constant blackness of the void. probably not great for cuddling afterwards though i think theyre clammy.

3. blood elves - they have cool lore and theyre probably pretty kinky but in sort of an inexperienced way. if the nightborne are fancy japanese rope bondage then blood elves are fuzzy handcuffs from spencers. definitely have good eggs and bad eggs but blood elf dudes are bar none the best to dominate for emotional satisfaction cuz theres no better feeling than fucking a dude into his own fuzzy blankets in plain view of his avenged sevenfold posters.

4. high elves - theyre vanilla blood elves. missionary with the lights on. best you can hope for is a good kirin tor fuck where there could be some interesting magic involved but vereesa windrunner is the most boring windrunner sister for a really good reason. best case scenario you fuck a kirin tor high elf and khadgar’s disembodied head is on the nightstand watching, if you’re into that.

5. night elves - they’re unwashed hippies and the men spend most of their time fucking asleep are you kidding me? are night elves a good lay you come into my fucking house and you ask me if night elves are good at anything like night elves are furries theyre all furries even if theyre not druids. you expect nelf women to be super sexy lesbians bc the men are always asleep but theyve all got long ass fucking nails cuz theyre tryna get closer to being mistsabers dont get fingerblasted by a nelf or youll die of internal bleeding and theyll lecture you the whole time youre dying and blizzard will burn your house down