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Welllll I'm back! so good to see youuuu ☺️

Well this place looks different....

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Well this place looks different....

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2020, in fact, did NOT get wrecked.

I'm out here drinking water, getting medicated, getting a neurologist and opthalmologist for my NF1, and paying off my medical bills.

GET WRECKED 2020.

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Me

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Marvin Gaye is good for the soul.

Stop what you're doing, open your kitchen windows, and blast some Marvin Gaye. Your soul and heart will thank you.

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I. NEED. NOW.

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As a bi woman I feel personally attacked by Hozier’s music, because I am torn between: 

1) wanting to worship women like he does in his songs and never sleep with a dude again; 

2) wanting a dude to worship me like Hozier does the women in his songs; or

3) wanting to go to Ireland, lie down on a fairy mound, and hope that Hozier comes and spirits me away to the land where he and all the fae women he worships live 

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Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

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Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

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‘Now, Tinker Bell was not all bad. Sometimes she was all good. But fairies are so small they only have room for one feeling at a time…’

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Mood. ( @docislegend )

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Hey, you. It's check in time. 💜

Have you had water today?

Have you eaten today?

Have you taken your meds today?

Have you fed, watered, and if applicable, medicated your pets?

Have you showered recently?

Have you gone outside for some sun and fresh air?

Have you reached out to someone, just to say hey?

If you've done even one of these things, I'm proud of you. This is the worst timeline, and it's hard to keep days and necessities straight.

Please be kind to yourselves. Please be gentle and patient with yourselves. Times are trying but that just means WE have to keep trying. I love y'all.

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That feel when one of your best friends gets Chris Hogan to do a Cameo for you to help cheer you up. 😭😭😭

https://www.cameo.com/v/isBrlybEV

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New hammock ✔️

Doggo trying to steal chimkin ✔️

Friend brings surprise gifts along with TP ✔️

Using this spark of brightness to give a little light to this dark ✔️

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Fried eggs on pesto toast, with strawberries drizzled in honey. 😋😋 Happy Wednesday, this plate of food looks like it's screaming, which is kind of what I feel like doing! #eatlocal #shoplocal https://www.instagram.com/p/B-uwt1BDnuL/?igshid=1u3ahj1l5ieeg

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WE WERE PROMISED JETPACKS

I miss you.

I love you.

How are you?

Video calls.

Do you need anything?

Has anyone found toilet paper?

I miss you.

Video calls.

I love you.

I'm losing my mind.

Sleep.

Eat.

Sleep more.

What day is it?

I miss you.

I love you.