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[said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak
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Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
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he’s an oxford educated psychologist who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped to catch monty props in 1988; generally thought of as the best analyst in the violent crimes section. he had a nickname at the academy… spooky mulder.
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That was the deal. Her instead of me.
The X-Files, Ascension (1994)
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i bought a new foundation today and im not sure if im allergic to it or not?? my cheek is a bit red but it’s not itchy or anything but the rest of my face is fine
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they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
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gotta watch the new episode im always gonna be a step behind bc rte gets it like 2 days after America
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Bad things happen when the birds gather.
The X-Files, Founder’s Mutation (2016)
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tag yourself!! this was really fun to make
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tfw you hear someone say that life is too short for quiet people and you are a quiet people
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