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hank warm ups

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You said you wanted to yap...

What are some of your Deimos headcanons? Both individual and for team dynamics

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this is a good one. Ngl i love thinking about deimos... he's so stupid /affectionate :)

Okay anyway i might just let my fingers and brain do what they want so apologies in advance... this could be utter shit.

Okay brief bs (backstory) for Dei (off the top of my head, i haven't written much au stuff down so a lot of this is concepting) he was like made to be Phobos' successor, but ultimately failed at that / dissented and eventually ended up working for SQ. (Real original i know, hold your applause.) And now Deimos wants to help fix things, perhaps to fill the hole in his life now that he failed his one purpose...

Time to list my other shit down

(Individual hcs) :

-I think he has some kind of anxiety and thats what led to his smoking addiction, as it's like the one thing one of the only things that calms him down when he's stressed. He also has a lot of self-doubt and i probably just hates himself (except he masks it).

-He's the youngest of the SQ gang. He just gives me those vibes. Though Sanford isn't much older than him.

-Speaking of Sanford, those two hit it off right away when they first met. A real "you're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later!" moment. And, as a big ol Sanmos shipper, that led to shenanigans of the gay variety.

-Hot take i think, but Deimos is not the driver. He hates driving safely and keeps getting into accidents so he also lost car-key privileges. Sanford drives, and Deimos thinks its hilarious to distract Sanford while he's at the wheel.

-Another hot take, Deimos is a skinny bish. Twinkmos, okay? That's him. He's still pretty muscular, obviously, but he's not a big guy at all. Partly because he doesn't take care of himself and partly because he's just... not a big guy. He's short and bratty and smells horrible. That's my Deimos. 💕

I can't think of other things right now so Ima move on to Sq relationships (the main 4 we all know and love) and whatchamacallit.

(...Oh and fyi polycombat isnt canon in my au-- sorry. Thats more something i draw for fun sometimes. So all of these will be completely platonic. Just thought i'd clarify that! 😭)

Okay sooo... Hank. Lets start with the big guy.

-Believe it or not, Hank warms up to Deimos (and Sanford by extension) eventually, due to being put together on missions so often.

-Deimos probably didn't like Hank that much at first, but eventually decided he could trust the big fella enough. So, yk, the three amigos! They're all buddies. Though to try and think more seriously about it, I feel like if Deimos and Hank sat down and talked with eachother about where they came from -- and what their younger years were like, they'd probably relate to eachother a lot. They were both made to be successors to the two dickheads who rule over the majority of Nevada, and ultimately did not succeed in their purposes-- and instead live to go against them. Not that this conversation happens (most likely), but if it did, they'd probably be really close. :)

Okay so Doc/2BDAMNED!!! time. The bossman with the mohawk...

Ngl i havent thought about their dynamic too hard, so this will probably be pretty minimal and like, right out my ass.

-Their dynamic is pretty "boss and employee" to me, i think. They're just chill with eachother and work to accomplish their own goals and whatnot. Deimos trusts Doc like no tommorow and vice versa. Doc thinks he can be really annoying but he also sees Deimos as a guy with a lot of potential.

-They both hate Phobos (and Auditor) so they probably shit talk them LOL. Especially since I feel like Doc would be the only person in SQ to actually know where Deimos has came from. And knowing this, Doc actually trusts Deimos more to an extent, because he knows he's never going back to Phobos.

-Ngl I feel like they'd be too comfortable around eachother. (sorry the fanfics that have been shoved down my gob are taking over)

-Also they're both pretty decent with tech so obviously they work closely together in that field, too. Deimos is the hacker and Doc tells him what to hack. Buddy they'd nerd out about stuff the rest of SQ doesn't know shit about. 💕

Anyways that's it. (Lemme stop before this gets too gay.)

I say as I transition to Sanmos Sanford.

-Deimos is the only person that can calm down Sanford and Sanford is the only person that can calm down Deimos. They litterally are perfect for eachother (i clutch my chest and wheeze, clenching my trembling fist) THEY ARE DOOMED YAOI.

-As I said way before, the two hit it off right away, pretty much as soon as they met. They just ended up getting along and boom, now they're ga-- i mean, best friends! Even though they don't really know much about eachothers pasts, they still trust eachother with their lives and are very protective of eachother.

-Sanford can get easily frustrated at times, but he's always the calmest around Deimos. I don't know how else I could say they just work so well together, and obviously they match eachothers freak-- thinking about that one scene where they're dressing up in the middle of a mission. Fellas, is it gay to have a fashion show with your homie while theres people with guns coming for your asses??

-Anyways I wanna yap about Dedmos and Blindford too while I'm here because I think about them a lot...

-Sanford gets extremely paranoid and the like while he's blinded, and sort of clings to Deimos like a lifeline. He knows it's Deimos even though Deimos can't talk anymore, and Deimos doesn't even feel like Deimos at this point.

-Deimos is extremely protective of Sanford now, and realizes he has to be the stronger one for the time being-- and it sort of scares Dei, but he has to protect Sanford at all costs. He'd take so many bullets to the chest and proceed to just walk it off if it meant he couldn't protect Sanford. They can't afford to take risks anymore, no matter what.

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ANYWAYS i hope that all makes sense and is hopefully somewhat coherent... It probably won't be (it's like midnight rn 😭) but I dunno. At least I got an excuse to ramble, so thank you for that. :3

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i love tall badass moms who can kick ass like no tommorow yet still love their children and are actually decent at parenting

gotta be one of my favorite genders

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i actually dont know how big the madcom community is here but i wanted to share my ocs,,,,

i love them lotsss gouhhh

in order we got

"The Harbinger"

- defected from the other Founders, wants chaos in Nevada rather than order

Cole

- gay ass cowboy,, used to work as the Sheriff's "right hand", but defected from him in madcom 3 (avenger) when the Sheriff sets off the improbability drive

Dr. Mori

- scientist freak whos fascinated with mag agents and abominations. current focus in his work is making more "compact" mag agents... super soldiers without all of the unwanted cosmetic side effects (at least until presented in combat). his most successful experiment of this is himself

Nex

- a loyal gambling man of the a.a.h.w. brothers with Markos but betrayed him/turned him in to the a.a.h.w. for a lil promotion. works as a "right hand" (not officially by a.a.h.w. means) to dr. Dr. Mori

Markos

- a gun-for-hire, works closely with s.q. but could care less who he helps in the end, as long as he's against the a.a.h.w. got all of his monstrous/mag features bc of Dr. Mori

also friendly reminder that my ask box is open primarily for my ocs! ask questions im a yapper

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art dump except its Mainly 2bdei because i like 2bdei. go my yaoi. also human deimos design yahoo

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AUGH. OW. I LOVE IT.

Okay y'all. Fic trope concept. Who wants it

It doesn't have a name but I think it's neat ideas

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GIVE

Okay y'all. Fic trope concept. Who wants it

It doesn't have a name but I think it's neat ideas

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what is tumblr fic promotional etiquette..? (social media inept attempt #1 at sharing writing across other platforms)

i write questionable 2bhank-but-also-not-2bhank. this is my most recent behemoth of a story about hank's struggle to cope with being gifted a blanket and 2bdamned's struggle to understand hank. featuring housewife 2b, a lot of internal monologuing, and sanmos placing bets on when 2b and hank will figure out what they look like when they bicker.

read: this is not a game, we will play it anyway on ao3.

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What do you think Sanford's favorite torture method is, or at least the one he's most well-known for?

I need to know for something I'm writing but my brain isnt braining

Put your thoughts in replies, tags, or full on reblogs

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Every time. Especially with Sanford for some reason. Small Ford makes me filled with the white-hot rage of a dying star for a brief few seconds before I become a puddle on the floor.

Any ultra-tiny grunt can do the same thing to me. Any character. Basic grunt. If they are less than five pixels tall I will evaporate

y'ever get like. cuteness agression from grunts?????? like they're so ugly but in a cute way you know

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Similar look, vibes. They are hermanos/j

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Catmos that I forgot to post here

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Enrichment

it's the basaan festival for me later so i wanted to doodle about it :)

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when hank presses his back flush to the wall, he can feel the outline of the scar on his back. a jagged, narrow line that went up the curve of his spine. it was such a strange little thing, as long as he had known christoff, he knew that the man struck with the intent to kill. this was different, felt more personal. it was embarrassing, the few times doc does full checkups on him and he finds himself without his coat on, and he would try to glance at it by looking over his shoulder. doc would always ask, "what are you doing?" before he'd pretend to be looking at something else. and then this one, right here in his chest where christoff's sword had gone through. wide and left an indent on his chest. his body is a canvas of bullet wounds, stab marks, scar tissue, yet that one, right next to his heart, he always looked at first.

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friendship

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HOLY FUCK

Damn I'm so happy with this art I want to print it out and hang it on my wall as a poster omg!!

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For the record, I would never knowingly use or share AI generated art in anything I post, so if you ever catch me doing so, it was an accident, and I'd like you to let me know so I can delete it.