multidimesionalbrainism

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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you

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The Minecraft Movie came and went with all its manufactured memes and ironic unserious virality, and yet never once did i see a single thing from it that came anywhere even CLOSE to rivaling I Am Placing Blocks And Shit Cause I'm In Fuckin Minecraft

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

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Damn boy, wut dat doohickey do?

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I’ve been doing some field work with geologists this winter and I’m kind of amazed by how these dudes can pick up a handful of dirt and talk about it for an hour using terms I’ve never heard of. Like wow you see a whole universe in there that I don’t. The world is truly full of beauty and we only comprehend a fraction of it.

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my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

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pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

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*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy