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I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like âguess what finally happened!!â And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
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Math is blue, history is red, Science is green, English is white
Wanna confuse most nurotypicals? What color is Math? What about History, Science, and English (assuming those are courses you had)
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anyways, thereâs a difference between not wanting kids, not wanting to be around kids, and being a hateful little imp who creates a personality on hating a living creature on the basis that they need care, attention, and are not capable of expressing themselves in a way that would make that care and attention a little easier. itâs not cute, itâs not funny, and it directly affects the way children are treated, which affects how they view themselves as they grow up.
treating children as a burden is evil, point blank period. a child can never be a burden. they have no choice but to depend on their caretakers or they will die. if you donât want to have the responsibility of taking care of a child, donât fucking have kids. donât agree to take care of someone elseâs kids. donât go places where kids are welcome and frequent. unlike them, you have a choice where you go, who you hang around, what you do in your day to day life.
children are experiencing the exact same world we are with absolutely no reference for what the heck is going on. to treat that as an imposition on others is an act of abuse, at the end of the day, and it definitely makes you a bad person.
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iâm gonna say it because not enough people do: fanfic writers deserve the world. they might not know it but YOU are one of the reasons someone smiled today. someone escaped their shitty reality today. someone felt loved today. YOU did that
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Alaskans worst nightmare also đ
Canadian Nightmare
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Thanks for the tag @thorinthehottotty
@revengingbarnes @the-hobbit @tlotrgifs @tomhollandnet @hollandroos
this was the cutest, argh. i love doing this and voila! this was my break guys lol i should get back writing haha
tagged by the lovely @choerrypuffs
rule; to make yourself a pretty icon from here!
tagging @neocultvretechs @jaemigo @shinseobs @caiuscassiuss @ilomark @jupitersmark @127-mile and all my mutuals? please!
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I wanna door doot
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
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will get âdoot dootâ in their ask box
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Honestly what I've learned is to just go for it. Don't be nervous or shy, we all start somewhere. And also write for yourself, not just what followers request. If you think of a certain scenario then write it and post it. Also, have fun with it. When people request something, try to go into much detail as possible and make it as long as possible. Also, the tags are very important. Everything to do with that topic that you're writing, tag it â¤ď¸
I will! Thank you again so much, it means so much to me. đđ
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Your first writing piece is amazing! â¤ď¸
Thank you so much for saying that! Iâve been really nervous to write because I didnât think itâd be good enough. If you have any input or tips to make it better just let me know đĽ°đ
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Summary: a maid servant of a ruthless dwarf lord gets an unexpected audience with the king of Erebor đł
Thorin x reader (fem/dwarf)
Warnings: language
Youâre head still ached as you walked down the long cold hallways of Erebor, it had just been more than a year since the mountain was reclaimed. And you were on your way to meet the king
You were a little anxious to meet the king that youâve heard many rumors about, the cold hearted, ruthless king who killed Azog and took back his home. You were worried if the rumors were true and heâd have you imprisoned, or worse, executed. You were led by dwarves guards to big golden doors that opened into the thrownroom. Youâre eyes immediately searched the room, you saw big stone pillars fill the hall and a huge stone throne in the middle of it. And sitting on it, was the King Under the Mountain.
He gave off a look of annoyance when he saw the dwarf walking along side you, Dex, your dwarf lord who you served. He was a big, bulky man with a beard that reached his stomach and and attitude that reached farther than Erebors walls. Mahal! You wouldnât even be in this mess if it wasnât for him! You were down in the kitchen making his dinner when he became impatient and injured you, you had a small gash on your forehead that caused some blood to go in your eyes, and a large red spot on your cheek when he slapped you.
âWhy is it when thereâs trouble in my kingdom youâre involved Dexâ
âMy apologies youâre majesty. My maid servant had forgotten that I do not except lazinessâ
If looks could kill, you would be ten times over. He hates it when he has problems with the king, it lowers his status and mostly his pride.
Youâve been looking at the floor this entire time, not wanting to cause any more attention to yourself, and was mostly trying to focus on regaining your vision since blood kept getting in your eye
Thorin really didnât like this particular dwarf, he was the kind of dwarf heâd beat up for hurting a woman. He looked your direction and saw the blood on your fore head, âWhat is this maid servants name?â You stood there, not feeling like you had the right to speak, still looking at the floor.
âOh now you wonât talk??? Youâre lips were flabbing back in that kitchen when you were being a useless, good for nothing, brat!! Look up and answer his majesty!!!â Dex was fuming at this point
You slowly looked up from the floor, not an inch of fear shown on your face as you looked at the king. Well, the bloody, blurry king. You still could only see his body outline and a bit of color. âY/N youâre highnessâ you replied.
What you didnât see was Thorinâs reaction, you were beautiful, youâre (h/c) hair fell perfectly on your face, youâre voice was music to his ears, your glimmering (e/c) eyes made him catch his breath. He saw the blood in them though and it made him fuel with anger, heâd finally found his One in his thrownroom. But bleeding.
You squinted youâre eyes to try and see his face. No luck though. Dex was furious â YOU DARE LOOK AT THE KING LIKE THAT??? WHY YOU LITTLE-â he smacked the back of your head, hard.
Thorin rose from his seat,
âThatâs enough!â
âOoooh Dex probably shit his pantsâ you thought. You have to admit, Thorin surprised you too! His voice boomed across the thrownroom. But youâre head pounded from their loud voices.
Thorin walked towards you and grabbed your arm gently, leading you away from Dexâs reach âYou are banished from Ereborâ he said in a cold tone, sending shivers down your spine.
âWhat???? No!! Youâre majesty you canât!â
âI just did, guards!â
The guards came rushing in grabbing his arms as Dex started yelling on how he was making a mistake and needed him. Closing the doors behind them you could still hear his voice as he was dragged down the halls.
Thorin turned to you âAre you alright?â He asked in a soft tone
âYeah Iâm ok, other than my head pounding and blood all in my eyesâ you said in a joking way
âIâm sorry about that, letâs get that cleanedâ he called two servants to take you to the healers, the lady tending to you was a kind old dwarf who was very gentle as she stitched up the cut on your forehead. Then after she cleared you to leave but to be extra cautious, the servants took you to get bathed.
This special treatment was nice but you were unfamiliar with it, youâve just been a lowly maid servant youâre whole life, âThis is unreal. Iâm probably dreamingâ you thought, but the pounding of your head said otherwise
Youâd gotten out of the bath when the girl servant came in with a beautiful (f/c) dress.
âWhat is this for?â
âThe king requested you wear it when you accompany him to dinnerâ
Dinner? With the King Under the Mountain? No way!
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This was my first time writing!!! What do you think??
#thorin imagine#thorin fic#thorin x you#thorin x bilbo#thorin durin#thorin oakenshield#the hobbit#the hobbit thorin#thorin x reader#king under the mountain
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