multitude-of-eels
multitude-of-eels
Eels
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18+she/herI’m every eelOccasionally a raven or a banette#eelsgospel for my shitposts
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multitude-of-eels · 2 hours ago
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Everyone is being so mean to him!!!! Stop!!!!!!!!
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multitude-of-eels · 2 hours ago
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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's
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multitude-of-eels · 5 hours ago
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multitude-of-eels · 5 hours ago
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it might seem like my posts get notes sometimes but between you and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me they're all my alt accounts
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multitude-of-eels · 5 hours ago
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estrogen is a ploy by big women to sell more women
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Supportive!
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multitude-of-eels · 5 hours ago
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looks like the government is doing something about cults
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Today's cephalopod may be small, but he'll fuckin get you
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multitude-of-eels · 6 hours ago
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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?
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multitude-of-eels · 6 hours ago
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multitude-of-eels · 6 hours ago
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Just saw a piece of POV fanart depicting someone else married to Manhattan Cafe. I got so mad I went into career mode and made Oguri Cap run 36 races in a row
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multitude-of-eels · 6 hours ago
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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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multitude-of-eels · 6 hours ago
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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.
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multitude-of-eels · 6 hours ago
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i think trans people need more fun stereotypes. so many groups get at least one that is like, offensive but also kinda baffling, like "gays walk fast" or "germans are obsessed with efficiency." all we get are like "evil sex predator" shit
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