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[multiversehotline]

Bruh! i need help! how do i charm a very pretty bruhtastic skelly eh?

do i giv her cookies??? will dat work? or maybe a rubber chicken bruh?? TACOS?? i should give mah best bruh sum tacos now dat I think 'bout it

Epic

(🌻 🌌 It's not two persons, I just love these two emojis)

* Greetings, Epic! Sounds like you have quite the situation, let’s help you out!

* While I’m not very knowledgeable on romance I do think you should simply be your authentic self and be there for her whenever you can!

* Besides that certain things people do are pickup lines, gift giving, quality time like dates, etc. I’d personally suggest taking it slow but it really depends on the person.

* Cookies are a good gift, but also things like flowers and chocolates are stereotypically romantic as well. If you want to get your point across of how you feel then those could be good indicators.

* I’d also suggest getting information about what she likes too, maybe you could ask her? While all the things I listed is nice it’s better to know what she enjoys rather than assume, communication is the strongest tool you have- or so I heard…

* I hope everything goes well! If you need more advice we’ll always be here!

- Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

…are you aware of the consequences of your actions

-🖌️

* Here at Multiverse Hotline we only intend to help those in need. We do not claim responsibility for any byproducts of our actions, our clients chose to take our help. * ...Though you don't believe any of that legal jargon, do you?

[multiversehotline]

*rrrriiiiight, and how exactly did you get this device?

(Handplates/mercyplates. No plates yet)

[Two babybones somehow dialed this number...]

"HELLO?"

"this thing 's weird"

* Wh- more children??

* Hey kids! Uh… it seems you stumbled across something preeeeetty important, you’re gonna return that to-

* Hm…

* Um- never mind what I was originally going to say, how were you able to contact me?

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

[ @thetiredlazybones ] //using non-anon to send imagery dialogue//

* Greetings, Sans! I’m glad you decided to contact us!

* To answer your question: Updog is a chemical residue typically left from common biochemical bases, due to the releases of dead cells reacting with the surrounding air. Known especially for its repugnant smell, often used as an exaggeration to describe a bad smell.

* Hope that was helpful, please contact us again if you have any questions

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

(Handplates/mercyplates. No plates yet)

[Two babybones somehow dialed this number...]

"HELLO?"

"this thing 's weird"

* Wh- more children??

* Hey kids! Uh… it seems you stumbled across something preeeeetty important, you’re gonna return that to-

* Hm…

* Um- never mind what I was originally going to say, how were you able to contact me?

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

Salutations operator,

I would like to apologize for the creator that recently contacted you’s behavior.

In my opinion this business is perfectly fine. Considering all of the other anomalies that take place on a daily basis, I see no issue.

You may continue with your work as long as you see fit

-🌈

* oh god, they’ve actually taken interest in this, fucking hell-

* Hello Creator! I apologize but you must be confused. 🖌️ is most certainly not one of you (thank god…)

* They are… certainly doing their job! I don’t know who exactly they are but I have a sneaking suspicion as to what their role is…

* Anyway!! If you have any questions about The Multiverse Hotline or about myself, you are welcome to ask away!

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

[RING RING!!] [RING RING!!] [RING RIN-

H3ll0, i'm gu3551ng th15 15 th3 [MULTIVERSE HOTLINE].

….

….

….

th15 15 [PROXY].

i ju5t w4nt3d t0 g1v3 50m3 n3w5 4nd 54y th4t [CRAYON] d1d n0t f0ll0w wh4t3v3r y0u guy5 t0ld h1m.

but why w0uld h3? h3 d035n't 3v3n l15t3n t0 m3.

….

l3t'5 ju5t 54y w3 n0w h4v3 4 b1gg3r thr34t th4n 4 ['BROKEN TOY']…

and [THE JESTER] 15 n0wh3r3 t0 b3 533n. I'm 455um1ng h3'5 tugg1ng 0n th3 5tr1ng5 b3h1nd th3 5c3n3.

….

i w0uldn't b3 5urpr153d 1f y0u r3c31v3 m0r3 c4ll5 fr0m th3 1d10t5 1nh4b1t1ng mY mult1v3r53.

....

b3w4r3 0f [MORPHEUS].

[Translation because this man is horrendous to understand: Hello, I'm guessing this is the Multiverse Hotline. …. …. …. This is Proxy. I just wanted to give some news and say that Crayon did not follow whatever you guys told him. But why would he? He doesn't even listen to me. …. Let's just say we now have a bigger threat than a 'broken toy'… And the Jester is nowhere to be seen. I'm assuming he's tugging on the strings behind the scene. …. I wouldn't be surprised if you receive more calls from the idiots inhabiting my multiverse. Beware of Morpheus.] (A bit more context I suppose,,, Crayon tried to 'dispose' of the 'broken toy'. I'm letting you guess what that mean. However this created a chain reaction getting more AUs involved (and Morpheus, who's a Nightmare). Proxy tried to fix whatever Crayon did but nothing could be done so now everything they knew is in shambles...)

* oh... well uh- thanks for the heads up?

* If you need any assistance we're available 24/7

* I'll keep your advice in mind.

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

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H-HEY! WHOEVER RrrrrrUNS THIS STUPID 'HOTLINE' OR WH-WHATEVER YOU WANT-T-T TO CALL IT? I KNOW DECO ALREADY SENT YOU SOME STUPID SOFT FLOWERY MESSsssAGE BUT. LISTEN HEAR. IF YOU EeeeeeVER TRY & PULL SOMETHING LIKE SENDING THAT L-ITTLE SH-IT INTO OUT MULTIVERSE AGAIN? MAKING ME me me me HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THE C-CREATOR'S YELLING? I C-C-CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL THE N-OoooiIse. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO ABOUT IT. I'LL- (message suddenly cuts off) {The rest of this message has been redacted for hateful conduct. Please contact the monitors of outgoing Multi-Multiversal communications if you think this was in fault. Have a nice day} [Sent by 1 very angry Mar, nobody wants to know what it was she said :3 Also multi-multiverse is my goofy term for all my multiverses shared 'space.' So. Of course there's SomeoneTM monitoring all outgoing traffic from it. - Mimi ]

* Hello Mar! I’m very sorry our Hotline upset you! I would like to reiterate: we are NOT responsible for any actions our clients take, and we do not have any control over where they go!

* I understand that it’s hard to deal with The Creators, believe me I know, and I sympathize with you. But we are also not responsible for them whining about inconsequential problems, and if they want to send complaints then they can go stick their egos right up their-

*…Ahem-

* My apologies, that was unprofessional.

* If you have any problems and need assistance The Multiverse Hotline is here to help you. Thank you for your time.

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

hai hai hai!! you're super cool! oh right, my name. I'm Hue! I was wondering if you're confined to one multiverse or if you're capable of being contacted by any! well, if you're able to see and answer this, then i guess you can and interact outside of the multiverses. i guess this was a bit unnecessary then. hmm... do i have another question then...

oh! I know! do you know of a way to recreate an imploded multiverse? i assume not, but it's fun to ask! :3

* Hi Hue, this was a pretty hard puzzle to solve but I think I have a direction you could continue forward with.

* I don’t know much about Multiverse structure since I barely even dabble with Universes but if you have any remnants of the old Multiverse’s code you could probably use another Multiverses code as a base and insert the old code into it? I know it wouldn’t entirely be the same but it could be a start to recreating it.

* That’s the best solution I could come up with, I hope it helps atleast a bit

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

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Uh hello there? The name's Deco and I'm calling to... lodge a complaint I suppose? I mean I don't really want to but I know out of everyone who can, I'll be the uh nicest about it. Or at least I'm trying to be. I do hope i'm coming across alright..

Okay so. Some strange Fresh calling himself Divine has come into my multiverse and claims you sent him? To get help from us? Or maybe more accurately from me... I mean don't get me wrong; I don't mind helping out a fellow Ink, we've got to stick together, but uh why us? It feels a little strange I can't entirely put my finger on why. Is it even right for me to use that phrase? I don't exactly have fingers. Just finger bones.... Uh, if you heard that just Ignore it.

Where was I... Oh right. It's weird. That he got sent here? I'm confused. I mean he's not bothering me- he's been fairly polite actually, all things considered- but he's not supposed to be here. His presence is also pissing off Mar, which isn't good for anyone and just gives me more work to do. Not to mention how upset the Creators have been about this, something about 'us not supposed to be meeting this way'? They're not being very clear on what that means but what else is new... Um that's about it I think. Please don't send anyone else out way, for everyones sake. Our multiverse isn't particularly open to offering help like this. Even if I do wish Divine & his Ink all the best...

(Coming from the distance) Actually, for the record helpline brahs, I didn' say that. Not cool puttin word all up in my mouth like that broseph.

[Deco is/was actually supposed to end up becoming friends with Creation. Which both what's got the Creators in a huff as well as giving him a strange feeling/sense when it comes to Divine. And also AV!Fresh picked to go by Divine while he's out in the wider MV, since he figures he aint the only Fresh out there & it would be less confusing. Mar is just this MV's Error, she's underdevloped / has little lore other than being a girl and soooooo sick of everyones BS. Including MVH's causing disruptions she now has to deal with...]

* Hello Deco! I’m sorry you feel this way. The Multiverse Hotline strives to help those in need and gives advice where we see fit.

* We gave general advice to our clients and we are not responsible for any actions they may have taken. We have no control over who our clients meet and what Multiverses they may run into, they have only met you by chance.

* Our main priority is to help those who are struggling or are in bad situations. The Creators input is not our primary focus at this juncture but if they ever lodge a complaint they will be noted and given the attention they deserve.

Our Kindest Regards,

- Multiverse Hotline

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Okay, so, i. having this problem where any time i buy chocolate or anything from the market it keeps like,,, i dont know..?? evaporating.???

is that a me thing or really just something going on..? help..????

* Hey, I’ve been trying to piece together how to answer this because??? What???

* If you have access to the Multiverse I’d suggest asking a code manipulator to check your code and try to see if there’s anything wrong with it. My best guess is that somehow something got messed up???

* It might also have something to do with the world code… I might actually have to ask Iris, damn I wish these calls weren’t untraceable in times like these.

* Uh- if your problem persists then please contact me again, along with your name and Universe

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

Where are you.

-🖌️

* That is none of your concern. I can’t believe you’re trying THIS hard to track me down when you can’t even stop Error from destroying an AU.

* Can you even get to my Multiverse?? Which one of them even are you?? You all seem to blend together pretty easily.

[multiversehotline]

[RING RING!!] [RING RING!!] [RING RI-

Me usually dont ask 4 help becus ME CAN take care of things jus fine!!

BUT

mi toys hav ben bad lately,

they stopped following da narrative and Proxy is not helping with it at al

2 make it worse there's dis very powerful toy dat escaped its void becus da Jester thout it wood b funny!! BUT IT NOT FUNNY!! and now me stuck with bad and useless toys!!!!!!!!!!

me'm SO angry!! dis is not fair!!

(Help demanded asked by Crayon, an Ink variant. He's an Ink with a soul and feels all emotions way too strongly as he is a child. He sees the other AUs as toys given by The Creator he has to watch over and make sure they follow the narrative of their AUs. But Recently, they all stopped following their narratives due to a certain "powerful toy" that escaped its void...

Proxy is an Error variant. A kind of glorified babysitter for Crayon as he is the one making sure to maintain a kind of balance between following the narrative and chaos. Does not like Crayon's way of dealing with 'defective toys'.

The Jester is a sort of Fresh variant (mostly just a parasite). It enjoy causing chaos and pissing off Crayon by destroying the narrative of each AUs in this Multiverse.)

* wh- is that a child??? How did a child get a phone- why is a child acting as a protector??

* Uh- heeeyyy there kiddo! I’m sure things look bad but uh… it’s alright!

* how does a child know what a narrative is- Y’know kid, it’d be very unfair if you were forced to do something you wouldn’t want to do- like uh- eating your vegetables???? Do skeletons need to eat????

* Not the point- your “toys” following the narrative is like being forced to do things you don’t wanna, and doing things you don’t wanna do sucks. So maybe letting them have their own lives is a good thing?

* Maybe you can find a way to talk it out with the uh… being that left the void, maybe ask Proxy his opinion or just have him contact us instead…

* I don’t exactly know how to help with the Jester situation, but not giving it a reaction would probably help? The less it looks like you care the more bored Jester would probably get.

* I hope this was helpful! Please uh… tell your guardians about this conversation. And how you contacted me.

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

( Maaaaybe a slightly 'silly' question but is it chill if we link lore docs in seperate asks from our in character ones? I just have some that while i do not at all mind sharing in smaller circles, are a little rough to be fully public lol. Then again, maybe I just need to clean them up more so it doesn't matter /lh) ( Since I assume you'd be able to access your 'files' no matter if they're directly attached to the help inquiry, yeah? )

* Yes, you’re allowed to send any links relating to your characters to us whether that be through an ask or dm’s!

[multiversehotline]

Well, that's good to hear brah. Glad we aint stuck with this totes re-donk-ulous situation, that wouldn't be very radical of them Creators would it? Oh whut da hicketty heck? Can't believe I forgot about that as an option. Ya've really helped a bro out with that lil reminder. I can totes skedaddle over to another verse, grab a lil somethin for my radical broseph then skedaddle on back here. Would need to find a safe place to keep him first. Aint want anyone to try takin advantage of me being all gone off to grab him. Ya got any good recs for that? Or for any safe places I can jump to when I'm grabbing a refill for him? Not that I aint up to fightin resident Inks if I gotta, just a lot easier on ya pal here if it aint necessary.

And yeah, he's already run his whole supply dry. Even tryin his best to chillax on takin 'em, he could only last so long. I dunno who's been lookin after things without him but don't think it really matters. Since this whole place is on da way out. All I know is it aint on me. Dunno who this 'Dream' bro is but I aint never heard that name round before? Closest brah I'm aware of may be Slumber? But he aint no ally of ma Inky bro. He aint no ally of anyone, ya dig? All up actin solo an' stuff. P sure I'm the only one my Ink got, not that I've been 'im helpin with his job. Manages that all fine on his own. Least that's what he tells me...

Never though we woulda actually fused with eachotha. Mean, I know we exchanged some words about it before he got like this. But I can't imagin actually been driven to do it. Guess you bodacious brahs would know more about how our story was all gonna turn out, da whole reason to contact you in da first place.

Ya know, that's also a pretty radical idea. Ink mentioned to me once, right at the start of it all, that the reason they were leavin was because they were getting bored of us. They ran outta things to with our stories and jus' all up and left. Fools if ya ask me. Sure their wicked sharp brains coulda come up plenty of sicknasty thing to do with us if they'd just think em up. Guess i'll just hafta go round causing chaos all up in them timelines to try and lure em back. It's a dang good thing I've been livin my life as an entertainer ever since I found out about em. No better time to put it all inta practise than now. I'll make one hecka partay outta all their hard work. If that aint work, dunno what will. And ya right that if need be we can always jump ship to a new funky fresh verse.

Thanks for the the words of advice, ya've been a big help :) [In this verse there isn't a Dream or Nightmare! There is just Slumber. Who is a fusion of them both; which occurred back when they were children during this verses version of the apple incident. He's a neutral entity that maintains the balance on his own and without the need for fighting over individual AUs as territories. So both the Stars & the Bads/NM's Gang don't really exist; since there's no one to lead either. One of the reasons that the 'creators' got bored and decided to abandon then later discontinue the verse. A lack of the usual major sources of conflict ;3]

* I’m glad our advice helped you, Fresh! Let’s try to help you out some more.

* I don’t know how safe your multiverse is but wouldn’t keeping him in his Doodlesphere or Doodlesphere-equivalent be fine? If not then you could probably hide him in lesser known Universes where nobody goes to, it shouldn’t be too hard to hide him.

* I believe you can also use the Doodlesphere mirror to contact Inks. If you describe your situation then at least one of them should be willing to help! You could probably even get benefactors or take up jobs for vials- don’t spread yourself too thin though!

* For spreading chaos, try not to hurt anyone too badly??? And stay safe.

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

Heya! It’s Iris again, just wanted to update you on the situation I contacted you about. Everything ended up ok (except for a few upside down dogs but let’s ignore that)

I would also like to ask a question about this business you’re running! How exactly did you acquire an interdimensional phone? Don’t worry I won’t take it because of “breaking rules”, that’s not my job. I really appreciate the help from last time! Feel free to contact me if you witness a particularly destructive issue!

Multiverse Firewall 001 (IRIS)

- @askirissans

(Also sry for the shitty grammar)

* Hey Iris, glad everything’s doing alright! Bold of you to assume you can even reach me in your Multiverse though, haha.

* Jokes aside, the “multidimensional phone” isn’t exactly a phone?? It’s more so an audio recorder that’s connected to a viewport of a sort of “hub” that I can navigate in order to see different Universes (and Multiverses.. but that doesn’t matter right now)

* I use the viewport to get a visual transcript of your message along with any information I need about you, and I can even contact you myself in certain ways! Very handy!

* The audio recorder does typically take the appearance of a phone because it’s convenient, but since it’s holographic it’s main form is a screen with audio waves on it to show when someone’s talking.

* As to how I’m able to do this? Magic is very malleable especially when you’re someone who games the system. Pair that with a role that gives you knowledge beyond comprehension and you have yourself a danger to society!

* …or at least someone who’s very spiteful and decides to help people with it.

- Sincerely, Multiverse Hotline

[multiversehotline]

You’re not supposed to be doing this.

-🖌️

* Oh shit- I had a legal disclaimer for this EXACT reason!

* I’m sorry you guys are such sticklers for rules! Aren’t you protectors all for “creation” or whatever?