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H̛͎͔̭̤̬̩͚̼͖͎̲̬̼͈̏̈́̓̂́̍̒͛́́͡a̵͍̗̠̬̗͇̟̩̻̦̫ͬ̿͑̓ͨ͝p̨̖͇̝̥͚̫̪ͧͮͥ̐͑ͧ́̐̒̋̓̄͝p̴̛͎̳͕͚̬͉͔̼̖̺̰ͫͪ̈̑͛̐̆͂͌ͩͫ̋ͯ̇͆̋͜͝͠ͅy̺̤̲̱̬͍̞̟̭̺̝̫̰̠̜ͦ̈̈́ͤͬ̆́̅̄̀̃̈́̊͗̀̕͜ ̴̛͇̪̖̮̟̯̭͙̝̲̲̯̞͚̮̝̟ͭ̏ͪ͊͂ͩ͒̉ͧ̿͊́ͤͩ͒̀͟ͅL̶̶̻̻͉͚̞͉̳͎̰̥̞͉̯̲̤ͮ̂̉̆ͭ͒̿͐̐ͫ̓͑́͘͝ͅͅį̍͑͋̽̑̍̎̆ͯͦ̋́҉̥̦̱͈̖͕̜͎͔͕͔͎̰̱̩͎̬ͅt͙̣͉̖͉̤̝̝͔̪͈͈̬̄̎ͣ͌̈́ͫ̒̔̃͛̓̈́͌͡t̨̻͓̥̗̮̣̫̣̣̖͖͇̥ͧͬ̋͒ͤͪ̒͝l̴̷̨̛ͪ͛͑ͯͣͯ̐͂̓̋̇̅̓̃͛͛̾̅҉̠͉̲̻͚͎͕̤̤̺̰̤͍e̢̝͔̩̲̫̤̼̤̬͉̱͈͉̮͂̇͆͂͜͢͡ ̸̫̺̞̤͚͍͍̅̈́ͦ̊ͩͦ̍́̚ͅŢ͚̣̬̬͖̦͇̪̙̦͚̋̔̒̒ͦͮ͛ͬͪ̄͑ͩ̓̋͐͛́͘͜h̵̵̬͇̦̪̥̘͚͍̗͇̮ͮ̈́́͆̐̓̀̉̈́͐̓͗ͧo��̛̱̺͓̺̟͚̞̙ͧ͆̒͘u̻̳̠̺͍͍̼̖̭̺̞ͭ̐̊ͣͤ̒ͪ̀̕͢ͅg̷͙͈̥͖͓̦̣̱͈̟͕͕͙̩̈̌ͩ̃̅͋͂ͦ̆̉̓̃ͫ͛̕͜͞͠h͋̌ͫ̇ͥͩ͆ͭ͒ͪ̾ͯ̊̏̓͛ͥ̀͏҉̧̖̖̰̺̼̖͙̲͇̻̣͇̤͇̪̣̼̯ṱ̴̛̦͚͈͙̟̤̃̓͌̔͛̆̆̓̀̕s̛̘͚̱̯̈́ͨ̒ͬ͊͂͂̂͌ͭ̌̈͢͞ ̶̡̛̱̝̹̙̺̗̮̟̭̔̈́ͤ̃̓ ̡̪͓̰̤̹̤͉̲̱͚͚͎͑͆̈̐͐̿̑̆̓̅͊̆͟ͅͅHͬͬͥ̑͑͛͗ͧͣ̆̍ͯͪ̈́͂̓̌ͩ͒҉͍̰͕̜͓̬̘͇͇̗̺͉͉̘ǎ̴̵̦̝̠̥̳̬̞̮̱̟͚̦̬͓͍͓ͬ̍ͤ̌͊̄́̀̃̍͒̆ͤ̆́̚̕͞ͅp̴̦̪̝̣̯̠̹̻̦͇̪̩̯̙̱̦̥̐̓͗͐͌͘p̷̢̿̇ͫ͂̄̇̇̈́̄̾ͨ̈̌̎̈̉̚͟͏̪̘̞̼͈͉͔̘̥̳̞̥͙͉͔̙ͅy̵̨̧͇̯̣̖̺̤̯̘̯̞͎̬ͣ̾̿̐̆̒̿̾̇̆̀̚ ̸̶̻͇͎̖̟̗̖͇ͤ̎ͪ̅̐̓L̨̳̪̲̠̜̟̹̩̣͖͔̻̞̩͕̻̞̳͗̈́̀͑͛̆̃̏͆̉̾̏͊̾͌͊ͬ̿́̚͞͠ͅi̶̝̰̮̠̝̮̗̓̏ͭ͑̍͋͑̕͟t͌̈͊͆̚̕͏̶̻̳̠̮͔́͜ţ̶̴̨̬̤͎̭̬̘͉ͨ͐̌̄͂ͭ̆̓̎̓̽̚͟l̴̢͈̖̺͙̬̜̔͐͊̍ͪ̀̚͝e͇̯̩͙ͫ͂ͯ̌̃̎̄̂̈͋̅ͯ̉́ͦ̓̚̚͟͜͟͞ ̢̑ͧ̽̔̆̔҉̙̗̺̱̭̭̙͇̺͔̮̪͚̦̬͕̬̮̮S̸̡̨͈̘̫͎̗͖͈̳̖̠ͩ̅̈́̑͑̂̃̋̓ͤͣ̚ͅt̼͙̪̹̺̏ͥ͐ͯ̈́̾ͣ̿͗͛̀͟͟͝͠a̴̡̽̾͗̈͗̐̑͏̵͖͖̻̰͖͙̗̠͖̪̘̙͈̬̲̙͞ͅr̷̸̵͖̜̯̯͚̜̲̦̖̘̯̐ͯͩͫ͛̚ͅs̡̨̢̼̼̖̫̪̻̱͚̠̝̿̓ͤ̔̌̍ͦ̌̀͜ ̶̒ͦ̑ͮ̿ͪ͗ͨͯ͏̺̳̱̭͓͍̮ ͕̳͔̠̫̦̱͕̘̒̂͗͒̍͗̍ͮ̊ͮ̓͜H̶̶̡̨̬̰͔̻̲͙̻͓͇̻̬̹̟̦̻͇͋̈ͯ̌ͨͨͣ͒ͥ̀̽̒̚͘ͅa͈͉̫̣̓͂ͬ̔͒͐ͮ͐͛̃͛̕͡p̎ͧ̋̐ͩ͑ͥͯ̃͆̇̅̅̈̐҉̢̻̘̻͇͙̣̙͓͓̗͓̙̀̀p̵̧̡̛͚̦̼̭̜̹̲̝̼͎͖̋ͬ̒ͩͫ͋ͣ̐̈̿ͅy̢̓́̾͋̏ͨ̿̑̑ͤ͛̑̅̓͟҉͓̼͈͙͚̤̟̙ͅ ̛̛̛̹̭̮̤̙̲̯͐̎̾ͯ̽ͩͬ̔ͨ͒͒̃ͮ͂̓̚͞͝ͅͅL̸̹̭̗̰ͪͣ̎͑́͢į̧̛̛̗̬̞͇͖̫̋ͭ͒ͧ̒̊ͪ͋͗̆̿̇̍͡t͑͐̅͗͌҉̞̠̜̥̻t̷̴͔̯͉͍̹̠̉̀̋̓ͭ͑̌́ͩͮ́̀͝lͣ̇͋͒͗ͥ̾́ͧͧ͛̿̆̀̚͏͍͓͈̻̟̭̙͈̬eͣͯ̊̅͒̆͏̧͓͓̬̳̰͚̼̗̙̗̻̹̀͜ ̦̺͖͙͕̹̠̖͉͔ͦ́̓̃ͭ̅̽̓͂͋̆͂ͪ̐̈͛̋ͭ̕͘͜A̴̴͈͇̠̟̪͕̹͖̳͇͔ͦ́̓̇̊͗̆͆̌͋͒̇̓̅̆͒̊ͥͨͅṙ̷̞͚͔͇̥̣͍̯̰̈́͋͂̃̍̓̓ͭͨ̎̀̊̆̓̀ͨ̕ͅt̶̻̠̜͉̫̹͕͈̬͂̏̏̉̾̌̀ͨͫͦ̄̈̀̀͘͟ ̴̧̛͖͉̺͓̣̗̗̮̰͙̜ͣ͒̃͋̇̎̀ ̴̖̱̦̦̼̥̖̯͈̰͗͊̿͐̒͗̊ͨ̿ͨͦ̿̇̐ͮ̔̾ͪ̕͡ͅH̶͈̗̪̝̝̲̫̲̤͎̝̯̫̮͙̟̲̄̍͂̊̂͋ͯͥ̉̃ͬͩ̆̿ͥͬ͟͝a̷̵̡̠̮͎̻̻̗̦̼̘̫͌̈̂͑̅̓̐͂̽̽̌̂̏͌ͧ̂́p̶̸̧̗̩̝̝̰͍̖̮̣͔ͣ̂̏̆̇͑̈́̓̑ͧͥ̔̌̄̉͜͞p̨̲̩͕̹̣̜͔̦͕̎̒̌́̄̚͠y͇̗͈̻̬͉̮̬̭̠͙̦̜̔͒ͧ̐ͩͯͥ͘ ̷̸̧̺͖̦̦͎̞͚̳͈̹ͧ̐ͭ̍̎͆ͬ̌ͭ̔͆͘͡L̴̡̹͍̥͔̠̥͖͖͓͔̮̙̪͍̻ͫ́ͣ͆͜͜͟ͅi̶̬̬̫͖̱͙̞̮͖̼̦̜̫̯̳̮͉ͮͣ̄̎ͩ̓͋́̏͌ͯ͐́̚͘͡ͅt͔̠̰̱̠̻̻̮̻͚̻̠̝̘̆̓͛̓ͮ̑̄̑ͥ͌̾̅́̀͜͟ͅt̷ͩ͗̊ͣ̓̉͂ͥ̑͆ͪͬ̚̕̕͠҉̤͎̪͍̜̜̘̞̺l̴̡̟̦̬̩̲ͮ̋̉̐̋̌ͯ̐̍̕͞͠ḙ̶̗̦̔͐̂̓̏͊ͤ̊͂̔̑ͦ̀͘͢ͅ ̵̌͋ͨ͆ͧͬ͏̩̭̹̯̤Ť̴̨̨̞̲̗̘͎̹͎͎̫͓̰̞͎̘͕̞̟ͨͤͥͣ̽͂̅̂ͧ͊ͩ͂̅̄͢͝o̶̢͍̟̞͔̞͚̞͑̿̍̍͆̒ͯͨ͂ͯ̾̄ͨ́̚͟͠w̴̲̘̥͙͍̗̬͍̫͆̐ͭ̅̋̈́͊̿̽́̔ͤͦ̑̑͜n͇̺̤̭̞̺̞̥͇̗̊ͥ̈́̾̓̆́͆͟ ̨̢̺̥̦̤̔̎̎ ̧̟̪̦̹̺͖̣̗͍̹͕̰͈͓̱͍́͑ͫ̈́̀̍̆ͦ̌̌̋̃̆̉̐̀͜ͅW̶̷̢̞̫̜̪̖̦̰̜̯̜̗͕̦̪͍͙͆̾̌ͥͭ̌̈͐̈́̅ͭ͂ͫͅe̷̛̱̩̩̮̩̺̺̳̯͍̩̩̹͆̾̉͗ͤ́̂̌́ ̷̛̤̘͖̘͎̘̣̺̂͐̍̓͛̍́͝Ȁ̡̉́̃͒ͭ̈́ͦͤ͐̿̑̍̓͛ͥ̓̎͏̻̬̼͎̬̟̟̟̤̬̤̯̯͉̖̯̣͔̝͜r̢͓͙̹̖̙̯̆̉̏̃̅͊̅̓̔́̒͝͞e̵̤̬͎̼̼̩̰̣̩̟̬͓̮̫͉̯̣̎̃̂ͨ̊͑̓͗͗͢͝ͅ ̵̡͌̊̊ͧ̆̍̓̎̉̈́̄̏ͨ̒̽͌̆͡҉͕̼̼̞͖̳͓͕̖̻̞̞̳͕̜͉͞A̧̭̲͇͕̪̠̳̪̦̟͗̄͒̔̀ͧ͒̃̐͛̆ͪ̑̈̅ͦ̐ͭ̚͠l̂͗͂ͪͩ̎͏̬̜̺͢l̷̢͎̘̹͕̘̿͋͆̐ͭ̈̎͊ͪ͜ ͂ͦ̂̈ͯ̎͗̔̎͘҉͓̯̱͉̜̫H̴̥͇̳̐͊ͭ͑ͯ͒̋̊ͨ̀́̚͜͜ą̸̸̵̝͇̻̱̣̣̗͙̝̭͕͓͓͖̉̑̐ͩ̾̋ͥͫͨͤ̚͞p̤̫̼̜͎͍̘̺͚̫̦͍̖̳̗̒ͩͩ̾̕͟ͅp̷̢̑̇͋͐̋ͯ͗͢͞҉̘̤͈͍̝̪̰͔͕͎y͆̌͋̿̈́̓̋ͮ̆̏͏̸̶̼͕͓̦̝͕̰̱̠͈̺́͞ͅ

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H̊ͤ̉̑ͣ̋͒̓́̕͢aͪ̿ͯ̄ͪ͡͞p̈́̔͛ͪ́̀p̿͋ͭ́y̨̌̌ͣ͗̈́ͭ ̢͋͋͠Lͩ̊ͥ͛̀̚͘ī̐̾ͩ̏ͭͨͮt̶̢̛ͪ͌̔ͣ̓̄t̴̑̾̀l͌ͮͪͩȇͬͧ̾͌̕͢ ̐́̀̋͠T̴̒̀͊ͯ͂͒h͑̍́͡o͊̓ͭ͊u̓ͤ͗̓̓ͫ́̆̌g͐ͪͨ̃̊҉̴hͩ͌̀t́͒̒̑̌̅̄̓s̔͛ͬ̒͐͑̈ͧ ͪ͋̀̕͝ ̊̂̑̋Hͤ̎ͮ̑͒͑a̡ͥ̿͟p̛ͣͪͪ̒̔ͦ̄̃ͩ͡p̿͋ͦͬ̒y̶ͭ͒͋ͥͭͪ̽ ̄ͦ̏͝L̡ͭͬ͟͞i̴ͮ͒̈́̔̒t͒͛͌̌͛ͬ̐tͭ̋̾̌̐͐̄͐ͩ̕͢lͩ͆̒̒̌͆̄͜é̷ͪ͗͞ ̐͌͏S̡̆̓̏͒̔ͣ̄t̐ͦ͑ͧ̎́͜ȁ̧ͨͭ́̊̑̆̕͝r̾̈́ͬś̍́ͫ̍ͬ̑̆ ̡̍̔̔͛́̄̑ͨ ͤͬ̾ͤ̾̀H͊͆͟҉ăͬ̽̄ͩ͠p̡̔̓̌̿̊̋̆̑p̢ͤͧ̓ͯ͜͞y̵ͭ̅̃̾̏̓ͩ ̈̆̌ͣ͛͘͟L̸͛ͦͣ͠i̡͛ͨ̀͗̎̓̒̋͒t̵̸̉t̴̓͋̊̿̇̀̃ͦ͠ļ̇̀͢e̶̊̔͆̀͡ ̧̍́A̛̔̄҉r̡ͣ̎ͨ̎̍̚t̛̛ͦ͛̓ͧ ̵̌̌ͥ̇ͭͩ̉̄͗ ̡͋̃͗ͣͪ͐̃H̨̊̀a̅ͫ̊ͫͤp͌̃ͩ͋̒͂̋͟͝p̐̎̋͗y̋̾ͤ͐̎͋̊͋͞͏ ̸̐̎ͬ͒̾͐Ľ̽̏͞i̷͑ͩ̍̈́ͪͦ̂̊ẗͬͦͤ̓ͣ͂̈t̸̐̋̇̀l̴̋̉ͬ̈́͢ȩ̴ͪͣ ̶̉ͬͣ̆̔͂T̸̷͆ͨ̉o̍ͮ̒̒͌̾̎͒ẁ̈̇ͥ̃̌ͮ̓͏͢n̴ͧ̓ͧ͂ͭ̑ͫ̅ ̢̡̊̌͒̆̔ͫ̂ ̛ͧ̐ͭͯ̀W͋̂̔̕҉͡e̽͌̄͌̋̚͘͢ ̓̏ͬ͂̉ͤ̓Ä͐̉̿̏ͥ͛ͧr͂͆̃ͤ͐̆́ȩ̇̎͌̂̽ͥ̉ͤ̕ ͭ͑ͭ̂ͮ̈̃A̵̵̍͆̾̋ͫ͋ͦ͏lͬ͆̀͘͡l̵̂̆͆͗̍ͮͬ͆̀ ͊̽ͯ͝H̷ͫͨ̎̽͊̎ͧ͑̚a̓̅̕ṕ̶̄pͮ͗̂̄͢y͋̾ͧ͋̕͟

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H̎͐̑̐͋̒aͭͮ͊̚p̔ͭ͑ͭͥͦp͑̂̈ͯ͐ͥyͨ̔ͦ̀ͫ͐̚ ͂Lͯ̓i͛t́̀͐̃̒t͑̈́͆͐͐ͦl̑e ̆͆ͦT̓̾h͗̑ͦ͑̾ͣͩo̐̔͛̿͑ǔ͒g͒͆h̐̉̍̊ts̿ͬͬ́̂̊̚ ̂͒͐̏̃̚ ̏ͮ̒̔̾H̓ͤ̐ͣ̓ãͥ̿ͯ̓ͤpͮͣ̏̉̒ͯ̍pyͬ ͭ̓Litͤ͊ͬ̽ͦ̚tl̄͐̋ͬͮe͊̑̌ͧ ̿ͭS̔ͩͭtaͨ̄ͫͧrͭͨ̇́̍sͨ̃ͫ͑͐̑ ͫ̍̐̅ ̏͒H̓̇̂̾̓̚a̓͑ͩ��ͭ͛p̄͒ͦ̇̑p̆̉̀̓̇yͨ͆ ̍ͩ͂Lͧ̅̂̓̔i̍t͊̂ͯt͗l̃eͨ͛ͤ ͗̃̈̑̒̈́̚Ȃr͒ͨ̔t̔ ͪ͌ ̉͌̈́ͣͪHảͦ̾̾̐̎ͬpp̌̋ͮyͧ̑ͩ̃ͩ ͑̈̅̚Li͒͊̀ͧ̅̚tͮ̀͗ͫͧt͊̈̀͒́̈̚l͋̇͋̔ͮé ͊ͦ́To͑̓́̏̋̐wͫ͛̒n ̎̚ ̾We̔̉ͧ ͪ͊͊Ar͗̚ë́̓ͤ͂̎ ͮ̐ͩ͐̎̂̚Ȃ̓̈́ͨl̄͒̓l͐͒̆ͫ͋͊ ͌͂̔͂H̍̋ͨ͌a̒ͯ̍̀̒ͨ̃p̿̈́p̿͗̈́͑͛y̐̍ͯͮͥ

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Happy Little Thoughts

Happy Little Stars

Happy Little Art

Happy Little Town

We Are All Happy

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Man, I feel like Pizza King.

Me

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FUN FACT:

Something you might never see is that late at night, the Frog Baby Fountain’s frogs all come to life and begin singing jazz numbers, one such song is the long-time favorite “Hello My Baby”

As of yet, no one has managed to get recordings of the fountain frogs doing this, but chances are that they are camera shy.

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ANYWAY...

Potholes seem to be really bad this year. The Mother Pothole seems to have not gotten her traditional sacrifice of at least one Bob Ross painting, as her potlings have begun to spread across both the country roads and the town roads without end in sight.

Reports of cars being overtaken by the potlings has been reported as @MunciePotholes continues to remain offline.

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Witches aren't tied to mayonnaise, how stupid are you?

Then how do you explain the mayonnaise jars around our town?

Obviously, there’s a connection that you aren’t seeing.

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UPDATE://

Apparently this is tied to the Ball Memorial witches. Supposedly our resident cowboy has convinced others to place these jars around as a repellent.

Witches apparently really hate mayonnaise!

As of late, there have been Ball Jars placed around Muncie filled with mayonnaise. I’m not quite sure why this is a thing, but I’ll look more into it.

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For those of you looking forward to Muncie Gras next year...

Make sure to enjoy it, because it will be the last celebration we will ever be having. Looks like another tradition bites the dust.

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By the way, those cat statues are actually haunted. They’re place markers for his dead relatives. While he did start placing the markers on them after they had been stolen for a long time, the truth of the matter is that if you steal one, you’ll be placed under the “Nine Cats Curse.”

Supposedly the person who stole one of these statues and went around Ball State Campus to brag about it, he was found injured in his frat house. After a late night of partying and boozing, the anonymous individual was found by his brothers to have scratches and bruises all over him.

When they got him to the hospital, the doctors claimed that he had to have been attacked by a very large cat. When the frat brothers went to go look for the tiger statue after the hospital visit, they found it missing.

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On July 18, 2014, a Life-Sized Tiger Statue from the famous Big Cat Statue House was stolen.

While not the first theft that has been experienced at this home, it was a costly one. The statue cost over $16,000. The theft in particular caused the statue owner to place plaques alongside the statues to inform people how they were stealing his family.

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Why are the majority of Pizza Kings located in Indiana?

Why are they so spread out?

Why are the majority of people unaware of this restaurant?

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UPDATE://

Turns out this was a man dealing with a mid-life crisis and not an actual skeleton. I’m a bit disappointed.

Skeleton Watch:

Recent reports of a skeleton entering Scotty’s Brewhouse have been reported. According to witnesses, the skeleton was wearing a trilby, miss-matched gloves, a blazer, cargo shorts, and no shoes. The skeleton ordered only one drink before reflecting on their life decisions and leaving the bar.

A witness had this to say about the incident,

“It’s not even Halloween.”

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As of late, there have been Ball Jars placed around Muncie filled with mayonnaise. I’m not quite sure why this is a thing, but I’ll look more into it.

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RIP HAPPY FRIDAY GUY

He’s not actually dead at the moment.

Just waiting for another tradition to die at the hands of BSU.

2004 - ??? NEVER FORGET

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RIP ORIGINAL GUM TREE

Replaced by a parking lot, like the majority of trees. In 2013, School officials claimed they would not chop down the tree.

2007 - 2017 NEVER FORGET