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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀
like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding
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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it
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Marsh deer Blastocerus dichotomus
With cattle tyrant Machetornis rixosa
Observed by diegokondratzky, CC BY-NC
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a thursdayhead like me couldn't care less about the weekend
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