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This was one of my favs tbh, I liked the composition

Pŕ̶͍̕ó̴̪̪mpt 2- A̸̩͗ngel ̶͍́̕ó̴̪̪r Devil

Titl̶̢͐̂e̴̯̽̚: Forbidden LO̸̮͗̌vers

MedI̷͘um: Markers and DO̸͚͂NT look at the ̵̟̍ī̴̟̪͝nk ble̷̽ed st̸͉̦̏̓a̴̹̻͘in please plea̶̗̐̈́ ̵͍̉̀se ple̷̽ase

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Hi yall, sorry I kind of abandoned this blog. I didnt want to and initially planned to keep it regularly active up until dashcon, which I *really* wanted and planned to attend, but I've had a lot going on and unfortunately can't prioritize planning to go out-of-country for a nieche internet community this year.

I dont really remember any stories I was trying to set up with Lurk! Oopsies! I also cant currently make art to a standard where im happy posting it here, which was the biggest enjoyment of the blog for me. So I might post in character again later on but im not really planning on it. Sorry ):

If anyone did actually like my art, my art blog on here is @mothraballs (insta under same name) and I dont upload often but I plan to start posting sketchbook pics again.

This post is getting long so ill put a cut but here's a list of some stuff ive been up to this year if anyone wanted to know why ive been busy all the time

Got my license and first car after years of being terrified to drive

House burn down when we lit a fire during a power outage in freezing weather whoops

Spent a couple weeks clearing through the wreckage with my roommates, landlords and helpful friends

Moved into a family members condo

Got gay married to my partner of 8 years (no wedding but we want one when we can afford it)

Started new relationship with a coworker (am poly)

Started making an effort to become more politically active

Started working with coworker boyfriend among others to unionize our workplace (ongoing effort, these things can move slow. Starbucks is cracking down hard on local stores that are already union- recently closed the busiest union store in the city after some very fucking obvious sabotage- and our store is closest to the city's corporate offices so they watch us like hawks)

Car crash and it was my fault teehee oopsie-daisy

Re-submitted for top surgery under new insurance and got approved instead of rejected like I did under my last plan

Prepping for top surgery that will happen one week from today! Yay! I'll probably catch back up with whatever has happened in croakerverse while Im in recovery

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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You don't understand what I'm capable of if I put my mind and heart and soul to it

Working on methods to liquefy @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

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something is wrong with my hamster

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♡ Imagane... ♡

♡Joker holding you while you cry after a panic attack ♡

♡Joker giving you a bath and feeding you soup when you are sick♡

♡Joker tucking a strand of hair behind your ear and asking "Why So Serious?" to try to cheer you up when you are sad♡

♡Joker letting his painted red smile slip, just for a moment, after answering a phone call from Hospital saying you got hit by a car. He cries one tear ♡

♡ Joker being vulnerable with you and crying on your lap as you stroke his hair with your one good arm Other one fell off in car crash ♡

♡Joker's eyes lighting up fondly as he looks at you, his gaze softening when he thinks you aren't looking ♡

♡ Joker finding the man who ran you over in a hit and run, beating him up and crying FUCKER! SHE LOST HER FUCKING ARM BECAUSE OF YOU! then he gasps and wimpers so sad for you♡

♡Joker giving you head♡

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rp blogs be like

[ W I N N I E   T H E   P O O H ] + indie rp blog for winnie the pooh + + dont even look at me if you’re not christopher robin + + roleplaying since 382 B.C + #нσηєу уσυ αяє му ѕυηѕнιηє❁ (self) #ιмαgιηαтιση ιѕ тнє кєу тσ ѕєℓƒ ∂єѕтяυ¢тιση❁ (ic) #¢няιѕтσρнєя яσ��ιη gяєω υρ тσ вє α ƒυяяу❁ (angst)

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Working on methods to liquefy @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

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pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.

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Holy shit

Vrispeta were you growing weed on the moon

::::33 < I don’t think so?

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FUCK!!! How am I going to celebrate 4/20???

Vrispeta were you growing weed on the moon

::::33 < I don’t think so?

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You’re mayo

🤔🤔Im not mayo🫙🙅 but I can show 👀👀 you something white, creamy and tangy! 💦😝🤪🗯🤣🤣🤣AM I FREAKING RIGHT LADIES?!?🙈👉👌🗯💦🗯💦🗯🐸🐸💀😜😜😜 its cum.

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He has risen.

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I always believe what im saying

I can NOT keep living my life in and out of various trappings by strange peoples

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Happy Easter everypony!!!

Well... I am not much in the spirit today if I am being honest, but I will eat chocolate rabbits in honor of christ our lord and then ask him why he has sent me down this path and why he wants me to be LOSING.

I am excited to smoke a big fat giant fucking blunt though. I hope vrispeta was growing weed on the moon

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Getting my pussy nailed crucifixion style

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well TOO BAD because I NEVER said that at all and I think you're an AeVERAGE BABE and I also think that you are freaking STINKY!!! WHATEVER!!!

*huffs and my dragon eyes flash a deep and thoughtful red and then I fly away on my skateboard except that I remember I am bound by metaphysical shackles and so instead of doing that I don't*

I can NOT keep living my life in and out of various trappings by strange peoples