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Grian pushing a BLINDFOLDED Jimmy down onto his knees with a big wooden stick did things to me

I did actually behave normal for basically every moment I caught, I’m being awful NOW

but that one. That got me. I’ve never even really shipped them, c or cc, but that was so good

Jimmy followed the commands so well… little slut I love him

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someday i will have enough cock to choke pi.x on it. that's my goal

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AND YOU CAN TELL HIM I SAID THAT!!!!!!!

at least im clear on my stances on men in their forties on all fours whimpering like kicked dogs. you will never have to wonder how i feel about that

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got a solo journaling game abt being the paramour of a cruel monarch, and i will be making it treeb.ark. and i WILL be making it sexual. and you KNOW it's gonna be bizarre

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oh yeah i got this one too

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whenever o.li isn't streaming and pi.x is, that's because o.li is under pi.xs desk. btw

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/47648521/chapters/120099190

Summary:

“You’ve been such an obvious slut, I’ve known from the first day you wanted me to fuck you. You’ve looked desperate for it, trying to get me to pounce you. I bet you have a nice ass to fuck, don’t you?”

Joel’s response contained no words. Etho didn’t seem to mind, based on his chuckle.

“Well, Joel, you’re lucky tonight. It’s been too long, I want to fuck, and your cute little ass is right here.”

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Lizzie can’t make it to Double Life, so she has Joel wear a cock cage for the game. Given who he got paired with, Joel thinks this has doomed him to three short lifetimes of misery, lusting for the soulmate his wife would love for him to fuck -- more specifically get fucked by.

Etho, however, likes a challenge. Especially sexy ones.

Author: @blocksruinedmeafterdark @blocksruinedme

Note from Submitter: without exaggeration, this fic changed my life. wonderfully written from two very different perspectives. i love smalletho and i love kinky sex and i DEFINITELY love this author!!

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they had a lot of fun on their trip :)

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Standard: developing a kink as you start having sex

Silver: develop a kink in your youth because you go through puberty early and get really horny

Gold: developing a kink because it's reflective of your trauma

Platinum: developing a kink cuz a callout post demonized someone for it and you realized that's hot as hell

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god i hope we get an influx of car fucking fics w everything pleaaaaaase

joel grinding down on the seat, or maybe hes jerking off to out of control he feels w someone else driving and he can feel the vibrations and it just feels so gooddddd,,,,,,,

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heading to bed but leaving you guys with an idea that's plaguing my mind.

the wild card for a session being everyone is INCREDIBLY turned on. they can masturbate or have sex with whoever they want, but no matter what they try, they can't cum. grian is pushed to spill the beans eventually - there's someone else on the server that each player has unresolved tension with. they gotta fuck about it if they wanna get off

with gem it's easy. she knows it's pearl. it's just knowing she can edge Pearl all session that has her avoiding her, has pearl chasing her. it's a great form of foreplay, being chased by someone who's so turned on it hurts, who's entire purpose is to fuck you, and knowing you're the same way, but its more fun to lead her on.

Cleo knows easily too. it's gotta be BigB, right? they've had their issues through the seasons. she knows it's him.

Scott? well. he takes a guess. maybe it's jimmy? they had that thing in third life, and it's been following them since. he tries, but it isn't what either of them need. so Scott has non clue.

meanwhile Joel is at home masturbating, edging himself, because he doesn't want it to be SCOTT.

Lizzie and skizz should go at it too, I think. for skizz chasing Lizzie down and taking her life. itd be a little death that Lizzie can give skizz then. she wants to kill him, but giving him a bunch of little deaths can be just as good, can't it?

for the others, I am down to hear ideas. this is just what I've got so far.

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Edging him until he’s completely delirious and when you tell him to “say the magic words” he accidentally says “I love you”

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I. I love vampire hunters turned thralls. Brainwashed into adoring little pets to creatures of which they once chased down with the goal of killing… UGH just someone who used to hate the thing they now address as master… bonus points if they get their memories erased and have no memory of their hunter past :3

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Okay, imagine with me

Emperor Scar, on his elaborate throne, decked out in gold and jewels and velvet and silk. Between his legs: G, draped in sheer silk and a golden collar with an emerald embedded that mirrors Scar's eyes, on his knees, facing into the hall. Scar's finger in his throat, drool dripping from the corners of his mouth; a spectacle, a show of the Emperors power and influence, nothing more than a pretty pet, less even. a sparkly toy.

Now also imagine

G's mind running non-stop, lasciviously hooded eyes not missing the slightest facial expression of those petitioning his Emperor, his Scar. Thoughts sharp, even as a steady undercurrent of lust thrums through his body. G slipping out at night, having swapped flowy silks for comfortable, dark commoner's garb, ruthlessly dealing with those who seek to harm what's his, gathering more information before climbing back into his lover's bed and curling up against Scar.

Nobody even suspects that the airheaded little pet is the mysterious chief strategist that nobody besides the Emperor himself ever meets and that that very same person is also the assassin they call the black falcon for how silently and precisely he strikes.

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wlsmp spoilers

Evil themepark operators Scar and Lizzie using Jimmy as honeypot bait sounds like an excellent idea, I would like to subscribe to this newsletter.

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