muppetjokerno1haterrr

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23 friggin' degrees at NIGHT I hate it here. Summer DNI.

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ea2y buddy

ur return two form ii2 la2tiing longer thn ii thought iit wud

Are you implying that I am non-committal? Because guess what BUSTER, when Statler sets his mind to something he DOES IT.

I am easily the most stable and LEAST frivolous person on Tumblr Dot Com, which is exactly why I am the most suitable person to spread the word of Rationality. It is also why I am the ONLY one capable of giving real criticism because I am so enlightened and not prejudiced at ALL.

ALL BOW BEFORE MY GIANT MIND.

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iif we a2 a people got 2gether we could make a world where there ii2 no dr hiilery ca22 but there ii2 a piile of bloody viicera

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Does the “put a frog in slowly boiling water and it won’t notice” trick work on you?

This isn't my first rodeo you fucking idiot. I'll kill you before the water even touches me. Just try putting me in water and you'll find out why they call me The Joker

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whiich flower doe2 tht??

::::33 < I made the suspicious stew from Minecraft in real life. The fire resistance worked and I could swim in lava for a mew seconds.

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haha wow iim 2o glad ii dont liive n england nymore wow m 2o glad ii don’’t liiv n england anymore wow ii’’m 2o glad ii dont liive iin england nymore wow iim 2o glad ii dont liive iin england anymore

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omg F11N3 bee that way,, let2 1 up ur 18th biirthday then,, iim goiing two threatn u wth 7W0 kniive2 n2ted of 1!!

2oooooooo…….. ur biirthday2 comiing up

What of it?

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ii mean do u want anythiing iin partiicular??

2oooooooo…….. ur biirthday2 comiing up

What of it?

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on tje edge of my 2eat

::::33 < I am going to invent soup 2. The sequel is near.

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What is Homestuck and why does it make people type weird?

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2ome miight 2ay iit2 a criime to paiint on beautiiful old wood floor but they 2iimply havnt 2een my magnum opu2

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ii thiink u n ii gave va2tly diifferent perceptiion2 of wut po22e2hun ii2

Hey guys... Lurk here. I have a confession to make.

Ive been sinning, fucked up style. Sneaky nasty. Like a horrid little puppet. A naughty little boy on strings. This is so hard for me to say, probably the hardest thing I'll ever experience, except for the sweet and beautiful muppet dicks I will feel when Kermit delivers our souls to the muppet orgy. Those dicks will be hard. Hard for for hole and sex. But this is not about hole and sex (except in the sense that everything is). This is about me, and my lies. Thats right.

I lied.

I lied about being posessed and about the creepypasta fuck cave where all of the creepypastas live together in debauchery. I wasn't posessed, the slender man monster in the woods hasnt even been around anymore it just stopped showing up a while ago... some of the other stuff did happen like livign in North Carolina for a little while and walkimg home in the blood and the Curse was fucking real and all my shifting OBVIOUSLY is real but i just used it for my awful fucking LIES

I am so so sorry to everypony who i may have offended, posession is real and valid and I'm not trying to invalidate that by being a faker I just wanted to fit in and everypony was getting poaessed and I didn't want to be left out. I know there's no excuse for this kind of behavior especially when my brain is fully developed (I'm over 25) and im sooooo so so sorry im such a terrible dirty liar I'm a sinner I'm a dirty nasty sick little puppy and I need ot be punished badly I'm a disgusting little worm and I'm sooo sooooooo so so so so sorry for how horrible I am you have to punish me you have to step on me with your big big feet please please please please please im so so so FUCKING sorry!!!

FUCK!!!

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]>:•| iif u wanted two bee po2ee2ed 2o bad u cudve ju2t a2ked vrii2peta two do iit

Hey guys... Lurk here. I have a confession to make.

Ive been sinning, fucked up style. Sneaky nasty. Like a horrid little puppet. A naughty little boy on strings. This is so hard for me to say, probably the hardest thing I'll ever experience, except for the sweet and beautiful muppet dicks I will feel when Kermit delivers our souls to the muppet orgy. Those dicks will be hard. Hard for for hole and sex. But this is not about hole and sex (except in the sense that everything is). This is about me, and my lies. Thats right.

I lied.

I lied about being posessed and about the creepypasta fuck cave where all of the creepypastas live together in debauchery. I wasn't posessed, the slender man monster in the woods hasnt even been around anymore it just stopped showing up a while ago... some of the other stuff did happen like livign in North Carolina for a little while and walkimg home in the blood and the Curse was fucking real and all my shifting OBVIOUSLY is real but i just used it for my awful fucking LIES

I am so so sorry to everypony who i may have offended, posession is real and valid and I'm not trying to invalidate that by being a faker I just wanted to fit in and everypony was getting poaessed and I didn't want to be left out. I know there's no excuse for this kind of behavior especially when my brain is fully developed (I'm over 25) and im sooooo so so sorry im such a terrible dirty liar I'm a sinner I'm a dirty nasty sick little puppy and I need ot be punished badly I'm a disgusting little worm and I'm sooo sooooooo so so so so sorry for how horrible I am you have to punish me you have to step on me with your big big feet please please please please please im so so so FUCKING sorry!!!

FUCK!!!

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would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?

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No,, but m 2ure that2 ju2t cu2 ii dont wanna rn

Would you go in here? For me?

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…….. congrat2!!

Would you go in here? For me?

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rel8table

::::33 < There’s something in the 8asement of the new house I 8ought. It 8 my shoe.