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neIgh Foal neIgh'Mare neiGh trOt neighING TrOt Buck nEighS buCk trOt trOt Buck whinnY CANter neIGh nEigh Trot cAnterS buCk trOt trOt Buck whinnY SNort cAnter buCK?

Call me Velma Dinkley because we've got a mystery to solve.

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for your consideration: kermiku.

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if I may ask, what are your pronouns?

neigH snORtS nEigh/neigH snORtS nEighS

...neIgh Neigh gALLop Snort nEigh tRot neIgh fOal bUckS NEighS SnorT neigH trOt bUck neiGH, Snort wHinniEs/wHinniEs snoRt

*neIghS wHinny trOt bUck foaL neigheD Snort cAnter whinnY Trot neigH cAnTer Whinny foAlS sNOrT cAntereD neIGh cAnTer NEigh gallOP tROt sNOrt bUck NeighS cAnTer gALLop, neIgh'Mare JUmpS TroT snoRt whinnY neighING TrOt MAre bucK nEighS neIgh gaLLop whinnY neigH snORtS nEigh Jump snOrt bucK whinniES

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should we like. bring meat to the astral realm altar or something. or bugs????

i miss picking on kj :(

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wHinniEs whInnieS sNOrT neiGh trOt NEigh wHinniEs neigheD trOt nEighS sNOrT Snort foaL nEigh nEigh galloP

MAre whinnY Buck nEigh WhinniES neigH trOt bUck foaL neigheD galloP foaL cANter cAnteR nEigh Trot bUck canteR Neigh galloP cAnteR Trot whinnY Trot neigH trOt bUck neiGH

Hey Muppettes, it’s SoggyOatmeal911 (unrelated) here. As a fellow Muppette I have grown quite concerned for our muse, The Croaker. I worry he has passed…

Into another realm. Should we hold a funeral for him? If so, when should the E-Funerals date be?

@themuppetjokernumber420fan @the-muppet-joker @muppetjokernumbertwofan @muppetjokerfannumberfour @muppetjokerfan69 @muppetjokernumberonefan @muppetjokernumberthreefan @muppetjokernumbersixtyninefan @muppetjokerfannumbereleven @muppetjokerfannumberfive @muppetjokerfandashie @the-muppet-joker-archive

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neigH nEigh WhInny gaLLop tRot nEigh Trot bUck snoRt Neigh. foaL snOrt snOrt bucK TrOt wHInnieS buCk snOrt Mare neighING snOrt Neigh snorT wHinniEs Foal neIgh tRotS canTer foaL neIGH Trot snOrt Foal snorT wHinniEs snorT wHInny snoRteD neigheD cAnter whinnY

Muppet Joker died??? We had a good run 🫠

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‘A Tribute to the Ascended’, 2024, Mixed Media (digital, video, laser printer, Olipop)

@the-muppet-joker rest easy dark prince……

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I am back from the Astral Plane.

Words can not describe the events that unfolded at Dennys.

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has anyone seen where Father went after everything

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He will be resurrected. He will return.

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Actually went to the Denny’s, I don’t know if I missed something or we weren’t actually supposed to go, 8ut I didn’t actually see anything there.

- from @muppetjokernum8ereightfan

The battle may be taking place primarily in the astral plane. Great forces awaken and shake the foundations of the Earth itself.

The event unravels at the seams of reality.

Thank you for your report @muppetjokernum8ereightfan. I encourage all others to submit reports from the field so that this event may be recorded in its entirety

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I am ready for war



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I love drawing tue muppet joker please look at it kind muppet joker

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Snort whINny buCk nEigh FoAl Trot wHinniEs snoRteD trOt nEighS sNOrT wHinniEs mARe MarE snORteD trOt nEighS sNOrT buCk mARE, neIgh Whinny trOt bUck galLopeD Buck nEigh neigH trOt sNORtED TrOt buCk mARe snoRt whinnY Mare whinnY Buck tROT wHinniEs snoRt neIgh Neigh TrOt Buck gAllop TroT galLop nEigh @muppetjokerfannumberidk

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I float around

In a void

I cannot find any doors, only endless cosmos

The universe reveals all of its secrets to me through the stars and constellations

Yet it cannot show me the doors of a deeper mind (?)

I would not call this a curse, i can fly around freely amidst nebulae undisturbed

But i may not help if i may not find, inactivity is a curse in itself

All i know for sure is the doors evade me

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The hour has come. The final battle is at hand. Take this, all of you and eat of it. This is my body (the eyes of Kermit. The eyes of God). Take this all of you and drink of it. This is my blood. Olipop, the elixer of Famine. We all drink in the Dennys parkinglot, the birthplace of War. The shadow of the beast of Conquest circles overhead, the shadow of a long furby who means us harm. Standing at the horizen of existence is the princess of Death herself. Twilight Sparkle holds the thread of my life. But it will not be cut. I will defeat the antichrist. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker. I am Kermit. I am Joker.

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foAl Buck galLop nEighS SnortING snORt foAl buCk jUmp tRotS nEigh, TrOt Buck nEigh Neigh foAl jUmp neiGH troT BUck snorT gAllopS neIgh Mare galloP galLop nEigh gAllop NeIgh MAre foaL? BUck snorT neIgh Whinny gAllopS gAlloP nEigh snoRtS trOt Neigh trOt Neigh buCk nEigh gAllop NeigheD neIgh bucK sNOrt Whinny TrOt snOrt Mare bUCk neigH...

The equine form is salvation made manifest, to be horse is an honor. Only a monster would take away such a beautiful gift.

Only a monster would insist it's a gift. Anything with pros has cons. There is nothing holy in the eyes of a h*rse, and their form is not a blessing. They are cursed, forced to live, knowing God has forsaken them.