muppetjokernumberthreefan

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my liege will return. my liege has to return.

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i am still very in love with my wife

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please please david duchovny please my liege

Happy Pride! For my first trick as Woke Pope, I will be turning one straight celebrity of Tumblr's choosing Gay For All Time. Choose wisely! There is no going back

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It's like I'm watching a Steven Universe episode.

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YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I AM JESUS CHRIST! I'LL SHOOT YOU FIRST, YOUR DIRTY HAMILTON KINNIE!

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OH MY GOD

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FUCK

IS THAT A REAL GUN????????

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ok im paying actual attention to this stuff again

is tmj reblogging applejack imgs with #meat because of the i need meat not bugs thing or have we moved past that

i feel like a grandfather with dementia trying to understand woke terms

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Huh

Death by fire. Fitting that I meet my end the same way my plushie did. That feels like an eternity ago...

I can smell the smoke filling up the hallways of the monastery. I accept my fate. Was it ever real? Did it ever even matter? Will they bury me as Colter?

Ah well. I suppose it does not matter now

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i miss the brotherhood

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pregnant and lactating fox mulder

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hey what the fuck did i come back to

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should i plan the funeral

im probably going to be signing off for a while.

apologies.

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tired tired tieed need to sleep and dream about wife soon

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ypu send goursekf this

welcum back

thank u anon ❤️❤️

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im thinking abt my wife rn i got a boner

oops i forgot tumblr existed. my bad