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roy: do you know why I called you in here?

ed: because I accidentally sent you a dick pic

roy: [stops pouring 2 glasses of wine] Accidentally?

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sparring is good training

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Supportive Fox Friend who is also obsessed with their phone and constantly uses it to help their friends stay informed but also a a too to learn about their lives appreciation post!

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this is how episode 56 went, right?

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Doodle collection of mostly Greeds and Lings, feat. some silly comics Greed is very much the Gob Bluth of the Homunculi

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Greed: A Summary

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the only truly realistic modern edling au is where Ling goes to a shitty Denny’s and finds how greasy and mean the waiter (Ed) is to be hot so he tips him 300$ and leaves his number on the bill only to get a text three hours later saying “u think I��m gonna fuck u bc u tip nice? ur right bitch”

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truly iconic (x)

this is somehow entirely greed’s fault

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On today’s episode of Maury….

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your father was a scoundrel

And so it seems are you

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So Imagine Your OTP

Person A: Hi! My name is [ ]!

Person B: …

Person A: …And you are?

Person B: Not as straight as I thought was.

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UPDATE

fuq why am I satisfied with this XD

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wakfu doodles #117

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This year I’ve drawn some Hamilton-inspired valentines!  I dunno, cheesy sex joke pickup lines felt like the right approach for these guys.  These were so much fun to draw!

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Things I’ve Said While Reading Fanfiction

-Where the fuck are we

-Please no no no don’t have sex here

-GET THE CONDOMS

-AWWWWWWW

-I’m so happy for them *ugly crying*

-Wait NO WHAT’S HAPPENING

-I hate this so much why would you do this to me *continues reading another 20 chapters*

-Alright I guess we are having sex here

-NOT IN FRONT OF THE PARENTS

-Awwww y'all are so gay for each other

-Oh god no

-4 AM? It’s still early I think we can read another 43 chapters

-Wait who the fuck are you

-LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR

-Hey man what the fuck

-Stop for a second and GRAB THE LUBE

-How old are they again???

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So I’ve been watching whose line is it anyway and I was thinking it’ll be funny if Burr’s guest showed up with a party quirk

I only drew for Hamilton cause I got lazy

Maybe I’ll do more if I feel like it

Original:

Go watch the show guys it’s great