here is the full and unadulterated result of two gruelling months of extensive cinematic research in the name of science progress and cultural literature. Thank you to my generous benefactors: miramax, liz lemon, ben affleck, and the city of boston!
i feel so safe knowing that no matter how low things might get, i will never be able to watch spn because the weird deep voices the two main actors put on freak me out so much. i know you don’t sound like that and if you actually do that’s worse
the sopranos as horror
“in spreading so much suffering, in killing so freely and for so little, tony and his crew have created a world of blood and shadow in which they are the only living things.” — gretchen felker-martin